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All Over the Place ? The Real World ? Craig Boardman is not forming an The Bangles {Original Line-up }(as the Infexible Bracelet) reunion act replacing Susanna Hoffs ( as Rayner or Ron van der or Van 't Hoff or Jacobus Henricus van 't or Marcian The Verbruggen or Pöykiö or M. Salter or Kallur or Huovinen or Rahkamo or Blamire {sobriquet of "The Muse of Cumberland} )who In 2006, teamed up with fellow Ming Tea rocker, Matthew Sweet, under the name Sid 'n' Susie to record 15 covers on an album appropriately called "Under the Covers". The Album was released in April of 2006 and they appeared on July 18th on the Conan O'Brien show to promote the album and tour. " I'm in Line ?" Boardie (© "Going Down to Liverpool )
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Everything Changes ? Nothing Is Sacred ? Craig Boardman is not forming an Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel {Original Line-up } ( as Steel Hardly & Cockney Rebel or Steel Hardly Temperings )reunion act replacing Sound Of The Seventies MAN Steve Harley ( as Steel Hardly ) " Knights Academy ......Steve Harley & Tom Robinson share the same radio voice , you never hear them chatting during a link ...do ? ?" Boardie (© "Haberdashers' Aske's Hatcham College Herbalising Headmaster's honary haberdashery )
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Pozzolanic ash ? Slaked lime ? Craig Boardman is NOT joining The Concretes ( as The Concretes or The Reenforcements )(!*^reunion^*!) act replAcing Victoria 'These are bitter times' Bergsman ( as Henning Adams or Wood or Station ) " Layourbattleaxedown ?" Boardie (© "Diana Ross / Jari Haapalainen )
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Bully For You ? Up Against The Wall ? Craig Boardman is not forming an Tom Robinson Band ( as Robin Tomson Bond )reunion act replacing Tom Robinson ,Mark Radcliffe stunt double ( as Robin Tomson ) " Suits Me, Suits You ......Steve Harley & Tom Robinson share the same radio voice , you never hear them chatting during a link ...do ? ?" Boardie (© "Grey Cortina / Café Society )
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Glad All Over ? Bits and Pieces ? Craig Boardman is not forming an Dave Clark Five ( as He Clave Dark Dive )reunion act replacing Dave Clark ,Flogging old black & white footage & Composing musicals , , , about time ( as Clave Clark Dive ) " Catch Us If You Can ?" Boardie (© "Everybody Knows John Boorman )
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SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU ? WAS IT REALLY YOU ? Craig Boardman
is not forming an This Is Seb Clarke ( as Is This Is Seb Clarke )tribute act
replecating Seb Clarke (as is this Seb Clarke ?) ,
No doubt
This Is Is Seb Clarke Will be on tour somewhere as i type " ONE DAY ?" Boardie (© " Stoke-on-Trent Rover / SPONTANEOUS RUSE )
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Bracknell Forest ? Unitary authority ? Craig Boardman is not forming an Amen Corner ( as Alexis Ra or Bracknell Forest ; )reunion act replacing Roger Waters some time David Gilmour stand-in Andy Fairweather -LOW ( as Arthur Pandy-Friend ) " Bend Me, Shape Me ?" Boardie (© "Triad of Thebes / Lucio Battisti )
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Eire Today ? Sham(69) Rock ? Craig Boardman is not forming an Puff Daddy ( as Duff Paddy ) act performing Puff Daddy & P Diddy ( as D Piddy )using traditional irish instruments and playing techniques " Controversy ?" Boardie (© "Sean John Combs )
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Same Old Story ? DUSTIN HOFFMAN TOOTSIE ? Craig Boardman is not forming an Burning Tree Reunion ( as the Apple Ring ) act instead of Marc Ford *(as Anna or Henry Bolan ) " Playing In The Wind ?" Boardie (© "Wigs, Blues and High Heeled Shoes )
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Sticky Fingers / Sticky Ending /Lookin Paisty / Hang On ?
UNIBOND ? Ossett Town play in the Unibond league
Ossett Town have apperently would have disowned ex -player Craig Boardman had he go along with a possible commercail for Loctite No nails .. a possible " No need to drive the point home " campaign (With Max Bygraves - You need hands reissued as single )due to a conflict of intrests.
Loctite are Unibond Rivals
" Cyanoacrylate is the generic name for substances such as methyl-2-cyanoacrylate, which is typically sold under trademarks like Superglue and Krazy Glue, and 2-octyl cyanoacrylate, which is used in medical glues such as Dermabond and Traumaseal. Cyanoacrylate adhesives are sometimes known as "instant adhesives". The acronym "CA" is quite commonly used for industrial grades. ? " Boardie (© " Carpal tunnel syndrome )
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The Brand New Wave?
This article is about the non remake of the film À bout de souffle, in english About A Souffle (Well Knackered)NOT DIRECTED BY Lorenzo Matawaran . For the song, see Breathless (The Corrs song). For the 1983 remake, see Breathless (1983 film). Pierrot le fouspan
Craig Boardman would now have been (Buzz Satire instead of Jean-Paul Belmondo) is a young thug who models himself after Vinnie Jones instead of Humphrey Bogart. After stealing a Barge instead of a car, Buzz tickles to death a member of the Paparazzi (instead shooting a policeman) who has followed him onto a Canal (not a country road.....Garden Path ?) Penniless and on the run from the police, he turns to his french boyfriend Chien Blanc (due to be played by Sinead O'conner)(formerly American girlfriend Patricia (Jean Seberg)), a potilitical satirical cartoon drawer (not a student and aspiring journalist, who sells the New York Herald Tribune on the streets of Paris). The ambiguous Chien agrees to hide him and the two spend their time evading the Paparazzi (& yes police) and dallying in His barge(not her apartment,) while he tries to raise money for a trip to Bognor Regis (Not Italy.) Eventually, he (not she betrays) him (Buzz) and e-mails the Paparazzi (not phones the police.) They shoot him in the street and, after a chaser down the river calder (not a protracted death run,where he dies there. With his last breath, he calls death a "louse", but the police tell her that he called her a "louse".)He ends up on the front cover of Hello with Louie Louie played by the survivng Kingsmen and Kate Blanche in the background .
Paul MacCartney apparently faxed Boardie saying the same principle of souffle reheating applied to A possible Beatles reunion ,( Maybe for the back stage rider ?)lOOK AT
Van Halen , There was the M&M riot in New Mexico where the band did thousands of dollars of damage to a hall when they were served brown M&Ms — their contract said the brown ones had to be removed.
HE WENT ON TO EXASPERATE AT GREAT LENGTH
" I have seen Jules et Jim , No felching ? 400 Blows is hardly Baise Moi , I don't want Rosie & Jim do Bonnie & Clyde with attitude ? " Boardie (© " KISS ME KATE / BREATHLESS Belmondo)
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Wish You Well ?
Terraplane were a 1980s pop/rock group from London, England, featuring three musicians who would go on to form the hard rock act Thunder. Singer Danny Bowes, guitarist Luke Morley and drummer Gary James were joined by bassist Nick Linden and second guitarist Rudi Rivière. Their debut album, Black and White (originally titled Talking To You On The Great White Telephone) and released by Epic Records in 1985 was critically well received, but by 1987 record company pressure was pushing the band (against their wishes) into a more soulful direction, with the resulting album Moving Target alienating the band's fans and failing to attract new ones. Morley, Bowes and James would regroup in 1989 to form Thunder; all three remain in that band to this day.
Craig Boardman is not forming an Terraplane Reunion (as Hudson Sedan ) with Nick Linden and Rudi Rivière *(as Hudson Sedan ) " I Survive' ? " Boardie (© " Howard Coffin, Joseph L. Hudson, Roy Chapin, George W. Dunham and others" )
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Do
It Again...?
Steely Dan Original Line-up
Steely Dan Original Line-up - Donald Fagen -Walter Becker = Deeply Stan 2006 ? 2007 ? 2008 ? 2009 ? 2010 ?
" Only
a Fool Would Say That" (© "Midnight Cruiser " ) Can't Buy a Thrill ?
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Thank You For...?
Craig Boardman ( QaraQul Hats ) is not forming an Hall & Oats tribute (as OaLL & Hats ) act with Michael Le Vell *(as John OaLL ) " I'm
Sorry (© "Southeast City Window " ) John Old Goats ?
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Consequences... ?
Godley & Crème released their final album, Goodbye Blue Sky, in 1988. The duo reportedly had a falling out following the album's completion, but collaborated again (albeit separately) on the 1992 10cc album "Meanwhile." To this day, they are not on speaking terms. Crème joined the band Art of Noise in 1998.
Craig Boardman ( Log Cream) is not forming an Godley & Creme tribute (as Dog Leg & Cream ) act with Eric Cantona *(as Candid Dog Leg ) " Foreign Accents ? " Boardie (© "Birds of Prey " )
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Whatever Happens Next...? April 1980. Posthumous releases were compiled from outtakes and home recordings. Craig Boardman is not forming an Swell Maps Reunion (as Wells Spam ) act instead of The heart attack deceased Nikki Sudden *(as Adrian Nicholas Godfrey ) " Mining Villages ? " Boardie (© "Kevin Godfrey " )
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What's the Matter, Boy?
Craig Boardman is not forming an Subway Sect Reunion (as The Cult Of Freshly Prepared Sandwiches ) act instead of The first class mail Vic Goddard *(as Lisa Or Stuart Nasal-Spray ) " Ambition / Different Story / Chain Smoking / Ambition ? " Boardie (© " Justin Time" )
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Random Acts Of Kindness? The Bible reformed for a tour in 1994 Craig Boardman is not forming an The Bible Reunion (as Tanakh ) act instead of The solo star Boo Hewerdine *(as Mark Heterodyne ) " Broadaxe ? " Boardie (© " Enoch Ian " )
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Cool 'n' Out ? Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros' last ever concert was on November 22, 2002, in Liverpool. Craig Boardman is not forming an The Mescaleros Reunion (as The Mascara's) act instead of The Glastonbury championed but deceased Joe Strummer *(as Joseph Graham ) " Tony Adams ? " Boardie (© " Bhindi Bhagee" )
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Breath Taking Didgeridoo Her ? It may look like a Friday Night Project morph between presenters Justin Lee Collins and Alan Carr ..but wait "Let me abos go loose, Lew/ Let me abos go loose/ They're of no further use, Lew/ So let me abos go loose". ? Craig Boardman ( Dean Bassen ) is not forming an Rolf Harris (Dean Bassen ).tribute act . " Guildford ? " Boardie (© " The 5th Beatle " )
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Detatch(ED)ment Theory ?
Craig Boardman is not star in a remake of Back-To-The-Future musical.With Brian Blessed Tracks covered including Einstein A- ((No-No)) - Landscape Yesterday/ Tomorrow Never Knows/Day-tripper/Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds/Across The Universe -The Beatles The Day We Went To Bangor -Fiddlers Dram (All) Their Satanic Majesties Request -The Rolling Stones One Step Beyond -Madness Interstellar Overdrive -The Pink Floyd The Time Of Our Lives -IL Divo Stand Up And Shout -Dio "Talking about Craig 'Boer' ,Man , It would not have been me returning but a clone ,When daddy hit Biff surly I would have not been born as it would have changed his relationship with my mother , even though they are together ? " Boardie (© " Kritik der reinen Vernunft " )
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Wish You Well ? After the release of Jubilee in 1998 , the band broke up and Phillips continues to pursue a successful solo career. In 2001, Storm Hymnal, a compilation of singles, album tracks and rarities was released. Craig Boardman is not forming an Grant Lee Buffalo Reunion (as Permit The Bison) act instead of Grant-Lee Phillips *(as Permit The Koninklijke ) " You Just Have To Be Crazy ? " Boardie (© " America Snoring" )
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One Less Heartache? Too High to See ? Craig Boardman ( Peter In Court ) is not forming an Hammell On Trail (Peter In Court ).tribute act . " Mother of Earth ? " Boardie (© "Uncut Uncensored" ) Picture Peters Holmes (Ex Brother-In -Law Namesake ) 1949 - Peter Holmes a Court - 1949 ? Blue University of Sydney Boat Club . |
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Handy Bell ? Handy Wilder ? Craig Boardman ( Divide Gavan ) is not forming an Depeche Mode (Depute Mood ) tribute act with Alan Duncan ( Mardi Bore ), & Jeremy Kyle ( Andy Felcher) " No Romance in China ? " Boardie (© "Norman and The Worms/Philip Burdett " )
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Fight to Survive? In October 2003, Mike Tramp announced a White Lion reunion. This statement was quickly denied by the other former members. Later Tramp said that Vito Bratta wanted nothing to do with a reunion. With summer festivals in Europe already booked, Tramp attempted to put together a "new White Lion" featuring former members James Lomenzo, and Jimmy DeGrasso, along with Warren DeMartini of Ratt. Vito Bratta filed suit claiming partial ownership of the name, and the tour was scrapped. Tramp later revealed that despite his willingness, "There will never be an original White Lion reunion". In 2005, with legal battles finally out of the way, Mike Tramp organized a group of unknown musicians and named the act Tramp's White Lion. 'TWL' played only White Lion cover-songs, touring and releasing a double-live CD entitled Tramp's White Lion: Rockin' In The USA. Despite turnout from devoted 'White Lion' fans, Tramp has since decided that his efforts at reuniting White Lion, and/or playing 'White Lion' tunes is over.
Craig Boardman is forming a different White Lion Reunion (as Red Lines ) act instead of Mike Tramp *(as Saddle Reed ) " All You Need Is Rock N' Roll ?" Boardie (© " Big Game " )
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How Many More Times ? The three remaining members of Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones were all in attendance in Stockholm to receive the prestigious Polar Music Prize award from Sweden’s King Carl XVI Gustaf ? Craig Boardman was never Going to BE ATTENDING a THIS OR ANY FUTURE Led Zepplin Reunion act instead of John Bonham *(as Bon Johnham OR Helena Barleycorn Carter ) " Communication Breakdown ?" Boardie (© " Viram Jasani " )
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BOB A JOB ? BUNNY WAILER has scrapped plans for BOB MARLEY's former band to reunite onstage with reggae star LEE 'SCRATCH' PERRY at a gig on Sunday (25JUN06), because he fears Perry will expose himself. Perry was reported to be joining The Wailers at Woodstock in New York State, reuniting with Bunny, RITA MARLEY, JUDY MOWATT and MARCIA GRIFFITHS for the first time in 20 years - despite a 35-year rift between the two camps over money. But concert producer JONATHAN MARDER tells PageSix.com the collaboration is off. Bunny said of Perry, "I will not go on stage with that man. He is unpredictable and might do something that will make the crowd mad. He may pull down his pants and wave his c**k at them."20/06/2006 12:38 ? Craig Boardman is not forming an The Wailers ( as The Wailers or The Harpoonists ) act instead of Lee Perry /Bob Marley *(as Jacob Yer Uncle ) " Third Street Yard ?" Boardie (© " Kingston sound systems & Polybius " )
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Ducking stool ? Bjelland and Barbero played with a new bassist, Jesse Farmer, in 2000 (St. Paul Pioneer Press, November 24, 2000). But a year earlier, Bjelland had formed a new band, Katastrophy Wife, which seemed to replace Babes as her main vehicle. Babes in Toyland (with Farmer on bass) played a reunion show billed as "The Last Tour" on November 21, 2001--released as a live album called Minneapolism--and this seems to be the last official Babes activity; Bjelland played some shows in Europe in 2002 as Babes in Toyland with a new drummer and bassist, but stopped using the name after Barbero and Herman raised legal issues? Craig Boardman ( Jimmy Hotfoot ) is not forming an Babes In Toyland Reunion (as Babes In Toyland or March of the Wooden Soldiers ) act instead of Kat Bjelland &/or Jesse Farmer *(as Silas Barnaby ) " Bogeymen ? " Boardie (© " Stannie Dum and Ollie Dee " )
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Sorry ? DAVE HOFFMAN has a stroke ? Craig Boardman is not forming an The Uglies Reunion ( as the Ugliest ) act instead of Dave Hoffman *(as Dustin Hasselhoff or Mace) " Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore ?" Boardie (© "A Research Into The Soul Of Psychedelic Sound" )
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The Last Straw ?
Craig Boardman (as Isaac Kite ) is not going to be joining the cast of Coronation Street , Nor is Clare McGlinn ( Charlie Ramsden ) returning with him. ITV/ Coronations bosses may have thought they had the winning combination of chunky Lee Boardman and nosey Craig Charles . The pair were rumoured to be opening a Russia clothing shop called Red Wharf ,Which would have added to the tension between the new arrivals + Dr Ramsden + New Wife +Ashley +Clare (screen Clare) + Little Josh. " J.J. Cale ? " Boardie (© Eric Clapton's Floppy Disc " )
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Pulling Teeth ? Hit the Lights ? Craig Boardman ( Jimmy Hotfoot ) is not forming an metallica (metallic arghh ) tribute act with Keith Barrett ( Lard Ukiah ), sp3ccylad( Corky Helmet ) & Kevin Gameson ( Tim Hanger ) " The Four Horsemen ? " Boardie (© "Ron McGovney " ) |
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