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We're heading for Venus (Venus)
The final countdown Europe
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' " What A Drag " " Craig Boardman has denied any Lily Savage reunion projects (as Robbie The Pink ) replacing Chat Show moguel Paul OGrady (as James , Mary or Scott McCartney )
" " "" Eyes Down ? "" Boardie (©
Diane Jansen
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' " Silly Billy " " Craig Boardman has denied any The Juvies Original Line-Up reunion projects (as The Juives ) replacing Darren Juvie (as Aronofsky Juive )in an Klezmer style twist on the rockabilly themed act
" " "" No Way Out ? "" Boardie (©
Jukebox Jill The Kabbala Scholar
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' " Labour Tory Conditions " " Craig Boardman has denied he is to stand as either a Labour Or/& Conservative MP or Leader ...even in a coalition or hung parliment
He also denies that he was due to do a rendition of " The flying purple people eater " at the labour party confrence with Manchester United's Alex Ferguson & Carlos Queiroz
" " "" This Ladies Not For Turning "" ? "" Boardie (©
Tory Blur Spin Dyrier
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' " Bobby Brown Goes Down " " Craig Boardman + Whitney Houston = Priceless " " "" " Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.""" ? "" Boardie (©
The Preacher's Wife
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' " The Principle Of Moments " " Craig Boardman has denied he his to replace Robert Plant (as Rubber Johnson ) in either or both an Priory Of Brion (as Life Of Sion ) or Honeydrippers /Post Led Zeppelin solo group (as Horizontal Departure ) original line-up reunions
With Boardie as Cozy Powell ( Pozy Cowell ) replacement & Little Jason Barr of Wood Auto's George Street Wakefield as Phil Collins ( Edwyn Spector ) replacement
" " "" " Stranger Here...Than Over There .""" ? "" Boardie (© Stranger Here...Than Over There
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' " Everybody's Crazy " " Craig Boardman has denied he his to replace Michael Bolton (as Betty Barrymore Bolotin or Cheeky Charlie ) in an Blackjack (as twenty-one or Pontoon or Cheeky Charlies twenty-one or Cheeky Charlies Pontoon or Cheeky Charlies Naughty Misters or Cheeky Charlies & his Cheeky Charlies or The Cheeky Charlie experience or The World Of Cheeky Charlies ) original line-up reunion " " "" " My World Is Empty Without You .""" ? "" Boardie (© Label A Lemon
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' " You Just Could Not Make Up This Story " " Craig Boardman & sp33clad are job smacked at any possible stories they are too replace Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley (as Aleister Autry or Ralph McCartney ) in an Kiss (as Smacker )or/& Wicked Lester (as Red World ) original line-up reunion
Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley are currently in an Kiss that uses the original band make-up , but not the original line-up
" " "" " Wot NO Crazy Crazy Nights ? .""" "" Boardie (© Detroit Rock City
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' " Nothin' on But the Radio " " Craig Boardman is both tongue tied & job smacked at any possible stories they are too replace Dimebag Darrell (as Lance Abbott ) in any Pantera (as Head & Shoulders ) &/or Damageplan (as Insurance Policy ) &/or Rebel Meets Rebel (as The James Dean Convention ) &/or Tres Diablos (as Three Devils ) &/or Gasoline (as Petroleum ) original line-up reunions
" " "" " I'll Be Alright .""" ? "" Boardie (© Metal Magic
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' " Love at the Movies " " Craig Boardman as stated that he is not recording charity ( Butter Mountain Subsidies ) hip hop version of " Old McDonald had a Farm " With Jane McDonald or is star as her husband , when she was rumoured to be playing the lead role in an musical documentry styled film about Bodil Joensen called " Wicked Women .. Old McDonald had a Farm " with tracks like Animal by Def Leppard , F**K Like A Beast by Wasp , Three Little Pigs by Green Jelly & the theme tune to muffin the mule .
" " "" " "This Is The Moment" .""" ? "" Boardie (© Peacock Estate
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' " Master of Insanity " " Craig Boardman IS job smacked at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace Bill Ward or Vinnie Appice or Cozy Powell (as Hospital Gates or Charlie Stubbs , Carmine Jones OR Enoch/Jenny Chair ) in an ""Black Sabbath: The Dio Years" box set" box set line-up reunion (as "Black Sabbath: The Dio Years" box set REVISITED , DEHUMANIZER , MOB RULES , LIVE EVIL or HEAVENLY HELL )
" " "" " I ? .""" "" Boardie (© Wayne's World Version
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' " Mix Up ? " " Craig Boardman IS job smacked at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace WES L GARLIC (as Fanny Haddock )with Sp33clad (aka Flan Base ) in an ORIGINAL LINE-UP Big Cook , little Cook tribute act Big Chef , Little Chef reunion (as The Hash Slingers )
With more emphasis on the shows original idea of cooking a food dish that represents the customers trade or profession .(Wether they want it or not ).
Guests may have included a Simon The Sewage Worker ,Grant The Gynaecologist , Desmond The Dung Beetle & Terrance The Tape-Worm
" " "" " A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the- grave and four parts clarified Satan. Dose, a headful all the time. Brandy is said by Dr. Johnson to be the drink of heroes. Only a hero will venture to drink it. ? .""" "" Boardie (© Reverend William Archibald Spooner
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' " "Police Academy. 2006 . Gong But Not Forgotten " " " Craig Boardman IS job smacked at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace STING ...YES..STING (as Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner ) in an "The Police original line up reunion " (as The London Police ) , "The Police Popular line-up reunion" (as The Community Police ) , Phoenix Jazzmen original line up ( as Demolition Men ) , the Newcastle Big Band original line up (as Upon Tyne oversize orchestra ) , and Last Exit (as Bend It Like Brooklyn Beckham) or Strontium 90 original line up (as radioactive isotope )
" " "" " "The Elevators Broken Music " ? .""" "" Boardie (© Brimstone and Treacle
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' " "It's Too Late" " " Craig Boardman IS job smacked at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace Carl Radle (as Dean Boardie ) in an Derek & The Dominoes original line up (as Derek , Boardie & Friends
" " "" " ""I Am Yours" ? .""" "" Boardie (© Bell Bottom Blues
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' " "Same Old Nothing " " " Craig Boardman IS more surprised at most at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace James Hunter (as Dear Hunt ) in an Howlin Wilf & The Vee Jays line up (as Lunn Wolf plus his video jockey's )
" " "" " ""Ya Ya " ? .""" "" Boardie (© Further On Up The Road
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' " "Same Old Nothing " " " Craig Boardman IS NOT GOING TO bee starring in an Bollywood epic called " Chaturanga " featuring Bollywood style version's of the songs " Glen Millers- " Chaturanga Chew Chew " , Robert Plant's -" Moonlight In Samosa " , Fat Les's- " Vindaloo ",Sadat X's -"Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down".JOHNNY BRISTOL's -" HANG ON IN THERE BABY " , Robbie Williams - " Nan's Song " , Michael Jackson's -"Black or White" , Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder's -"Ebony & Ivory " , Doris Troy 's - " The Games People Play "
,(as Craig Board -Man )
" " "" " "" Cheque Mate I hope It Dies N't Bounce ,,,Ho Ho ... Like A paddy Field ..with Rice Instead of potatoes.. " ? .""" "" Boardie (© R-DU Productions
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We have been separated just a day or two,
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' " " Moonlight Shadow " " " Craig Boardman IS more surprised at most at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace Cliff Richard (as Harry Rodger Webb , Issac Hunt , Mike Hunt , Keith Thornburn or Little Hanger ) in an Cliff Richards & The Drifters Original Line-up reunion (as Harry Rodger Webb , Issac Hunt , Mike Hunt , Keith Thornburn or Little Hanger with his Name Makers ),Cliff Richards & The Shadows Original Line-up reunion (as Harry Rodger Webb , Issac Hunt , Mike Hunt , Keith Thornburn or Little Hanger with his Water Treaders )or Cliff Richards & The Shadows Other Line-up reunion (as Harry Rodger Webb , Issac Hunt , Mike Hunt , Keith Thornburn or Little Hanger and special gets The Bi-Focals )
" " "" " "" My resistance is low" ? .""" "" Boardie (© Wonderfull Land
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' " " "Beat the Clock,"" " " Craig Boardman & Billy Flywheel are more horrified than most at most at any possible stories THEY WERE OR ARE SUPPOSEDLY to replace Mark Radcliffe (as Paula LaMarr ) & Lard (as Bacon or Animal Fat ) or Marc Riley (as Howard Bolan ) or together as saturated fat and cholesterol. in an Shire Horses Original Line-up reunion as ( The Coconut Shires ) or
" Thish Pun Ish Ment " .... Sean Connery
" " "" " "" F*** My Hat I Didn`t Know That " ? .""" "" Boardie (© Rabbi "Lionel Blair"
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' " " " "Why?" "" " " Craig Boardman is gob-smacked at any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Alesha Anjanette Dixon (as Willie Oreskovich ) . in an Mis-teeq Original Line-up (as Miss- T-Bone -Steak )
" " "" " " This Is How We Do It ...?.... " .""" "" Boardie (© "One Night Stand"
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' " " " " Growing On Me ? " "" " " Craig Boardman says its total bollocks to any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Justin Hawkins (as Stephen " David " Case or Jackie Estacado ) . in an The Darkness Original Line-up (as The Commander Of Lowestoft )
" " "" " "Best Of Me ... ?......." .""" "" Boardie (© " Angelus and the Witchblade / Top Cow Productions "
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' " " " " Deep and Meaningless ? " "" " " Craig Boardman says its total utterings to any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace John Otway (as Sir Arthur ) . in an John Otway & Wild Willy Barrett Original Line-up (as Sir Arthur & Wild Willy Barrett )
" " "" " " Organic Bondage ... ?......." .""" "" Boardie (© " Sleeping Dogz "
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' " " " " No, No, No ? " "" " " Craig Boardman says its total surprised at utterings of any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Beyonce (as Giselle Knowles ) . in an Destiny's Child Original Line-up (as Prophecy 's Sibling )
" " "" " " The Writing's on the Wall ... ?......." .""" "" Boardie (© " Girl's Tyme "
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' " " " " Good and Gone ? " "" " " Craig Boardman says its total flabber gasted by any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Bill Carter (as Jimmy Gates ) . in an Screaming Blue Messiahs 's Original Line-up (as The Small Brothers or Handles Lord Jeans )
" " "" " " Got The Hurt ... ?......." .""" "" Boardie (© " Smash the Market Place "
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' " " " "Down And Out" ? " "" " " Craig Boardman says its spellbound-gasted by any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Doro Pesch (as Miracle Worker or Jack Bush Koch ) . in an Warlock original line-up reunion (as The Miracle Worker )
" " "" " " Burning the Witches ... ?......."Hateful Guy ..?.. " .""" "" Boardie (© "Earthshaker Rock"
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' " " " "Craggy Island " ? " "" " " Craig Boardman says its no-non-miracle-gasted by any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Dermot Morgan ..AKA Father Ted Crilly (as The hoarse voiced Father Ed Allan Lane ) . in an Father Ted original line-up reunion (as Father Ed )
" " "" " " bon vivant ..?.. " .""" "" Boardie (© "Parochial House "
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' " " " "Under Canvas Under Wraps" ? " "" " " Craig Boardman says its no-non-miracle-gasted by any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Emma Pollock (as Jackson Mental ) . in an Delgados original line-up reunion (as Cabos )
" " "" " " " Akumulator ..?.. " .""" "" Boardie (© "D'Estus Morte"
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' " " " " Tracked Down " ? " "" " " Craig Boardman is totally confused about rumours of a rumours of a Craig Boardman release from the Back To Mine series.
With even less knowledge of the tracks he ( & Cousin Nidge Dobson Once Of Barnsley Band Snowblind & Wakefield Time Lord Keith Lesley Barrett)had chosen & mixed into one long jam.
Crazy Crazy Nights - Kiss
Plus the usually rariety ..ie
an unissued duet of The New Model Army (No Rest) with
" " "" " " " Stars On Compact Disc ..?.. " .""" "" Boardie (© " The Norman Cook Guide To Jive-Bunny "
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' " " " Even If and Especially When ? " "" " " Craig Boardman says hes' god done confounded by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Mark Lanegan (as Clair Voyance ) . in an Screaming Trees original line-up reunion (as 2-3-4 )
" " "" " " "" The Second I Awake ..?.. " .""" "" Boardie (© "Orange Airplane"
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' " " " "Keep Your Hands to Yourself ? " "" " " Craig Boardman says hes' flabber gastered by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Dan Baird (as John Logie Dan Noodles ) . in an Georgia Satellites original line-up reunion (as Artificial Totto O'Keeffe )
" " "" " " "" The electromechanical television system ..?.. " .""" "" Boardie (© " Battleship Chains "
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" " " "farming sheep in New Zealand
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" All On Board Man "
" Craig Boardman says bottomed out by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Jimmy Soverville (as Sir James Fownes ) . in an Communards or/& Bronski Beat original line-up reunion (as Hello Sailor )
" " "" " " "" Spanish Civil War ..Admiral of the Fleet ..?.. " .""" "" Boardie (© " Distinguished Service Order "
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" " Hanging On ?" "
" Craig Boardman says bottomed out by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Rob Younger , Chris Masuak & Deniz Tek (as DJ Robert Franklin Stroud ) . in an Radio Birdman original line-up reunion (as Bognor Ga Ga or Harvey Ga Ga )
" " "" "" "You're Gonna Miss Me ..?.. " ."" "" Boardie (© "Monday Morning Gunk/The Tangata manu "
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" "stiffen the crows, spare the crow
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" Craig Boardman says bottomed out by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Maggie Bell & Les Harvey (as Russell Tweedy ) . in an Stone The Crows original line-up reunion (as Starve The Boardies )
" " "" "" "I'll go to the foot of our stairs, strike me pink, I'll be a monkey's uncle or if that don't take the rag off the bush. ..?.. " ."" "" Boardie (© "An exclamation of incredulity or annoyance. "
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