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The Final Countdown




We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
Ooh oh

We're heading for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all (yeah)
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
The final countdown (the final countdown)
Ooh ooh oh

The final countdown
Ooh oh
I'ts the final countdown
The final countdown
The final countdown (the final countdown)
Ooh
It's the final countdown
We are leaving together
The final countdown

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'  " What A Drag " "   

Craig Boardman has denied any Lily Savage reunion projects (as Robbie The Pink ) replacing Chat Show moguel Paul OGrady (as James , Mary or Scott McCartney )

" "" Eyes Down ? ""    Boardie

(© Diane Jansen )

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'  " Silly Billy " "   

Craig Boardman has denied any The Juvies Original Line-Up reunion projects (as The Juives ) replacing Darren Juvie (as Aronofsky Juive )in an Klezmer style twist on the rockabilly themed act

" "" No Way Out ? ""    Boardie

(© Jukebox Jill The Kabbala Scholar )

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'  " Labour Tory Conditions " "   

Craig Boardman has denied he is to stand as either a Labour Or/& Conservative MP or Leader ...even in a coalition or hung parliment

He also denies that he was due to do a rendition of " The flying purple people eater " at the labour party confrence with Manchester United's Alex Ferguson & Carlos Queiroz

" "" This Ladies Not For Turning "" ? ""    Boardie

(© Tory Blur Spin Dyrier )

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'  " Bobby Brown Goes Down " "   

Craig Boardman + Whitney Houston = Priceless

" "" " Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.""" ? ""    Boardie

(© The Preacher's Wife )

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'  " The Principle Of Moments " "   

Craig Boardman has denied he his to replace Robert Plant (as Rubber Johnson ) in either or both an Priory Of Brion (as Life Of Sion ) or Honeydrippers /Post Led Zeppelin solo group (as Horizontal Departure ) original line-up reunions

With Boardie as Cozy Powell ( Pozy Cowell ) replacement & Little Jason Barr of Wood Auto's George Street Wakefield as Phil Collins ( Edwyn Spector ) replacement

" "" " Stranger Here...Than Over There .""" ? ""    Boardie

(© Stranger Here...Than Over There )

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'  " Everybody's Crazy " "   

Craig Boardman has denied he his to replace Michael Bolton (as Betty Barrymore Bolotin or Cheeky Charlie ) in an Blackjack (as twenty-one or Pontoon or Cheeky Charlies twenty-one or Cheeky Charlies Pontoon or Cheeky Charlies Naughty Misters or Cheeky Charlies & his Cheeky Charlies or The Cheeky Charlie experience or The World Of Cheeky Charlies ) original line-up reunion

" "" " My World Is Empty Without You .""" ? ""     Boardie

(©   Label A Lemon )

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'  " You Just Could Not Make Up This Story " "   

Craig Boardman & sp33clad are job smacked at any possible stories they are too replace Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley (as Aleister Autry or Ralph McCartney ) in an Kiss (as Smacker )or/& Wicked Lester (as Red World ) original line-up reunion

Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley are currently in an Kiss that uses the original band make-up , but not the original line-up

" "" " Wot NO Crazy Crazy Nights ? .""" ""     Boardie

(©   Detroit Rock City )

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'  " Nothin' on But the Radio " "   

Craig Boardman is both tongue tied & job smacked at any possible stories they are too replace Dimebag Darrell (as Lance Abbott ) in any Pantera (as Head & Shoulders ) &/or Damageplan (as Insurance Policy ) &/or Rebel Meets Rebel (as The James Dean Convention ) &/or Tres Diablos (as Three Devils ) &/or Gasoline (as Petroleum ) original line-up reunions

" "" " I'll Be Alright .""" ? ""     Boardie

(©   Metal Magic )

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'  " Love at the Movies " "   

Craig Boardman as stated that he is not recording charity ( Butter Mountain Subsidies ) hip hop version of " Old McDonald had a Farm " With Jane McDonald or is star as her husband , when she was rumoured to be playing the lead role in an musical documentry styled film about Bodil Joensen called " Wicked Women .. Old McDonald had a Farm " with tracks like Animal by Def Leppard , F**K Like A Beast by Wasp , Three Little Pigs by Green Jelly & the theme tune to muffin the mule .

" "" " "This Is The Moment" .""" ? ""     Boardie

(©   Peacock Estate )

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'  " Master of Insanity " "   

Craig Boardman IS job smacked at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace Bill Ward or Vinnie Appice or Cozy Powell (as Hospital Gates or Charlie Stubbs , Carmine Jones OR Enoch/Jenny Chair ) in an ""Black Sabbath: The Dio Years" box set" box set line-up reunion (as "Black Sabbath: The Dio Years" box set REVISITED , DEHUMANIZER , MOB RULES , LIVE EVIL or HEAVENLY HELL )

" "" " I ? .""" ""     Boardie

(©   Wayne's World Version )

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'  " Mix Up ? " "   

Craig Boardman IS job smacked at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace WES L GARLIC (as Fanny Haddock )with Sp33clad (aka Flan Base ) in an ORIGINAL LINE-UP Big Cook , little Cook tribute act Big Chef , Little Chef reunion (as The Hash Slingers )

With more emphasis on the shows original idea of cooking a food dish that represents the customers trade or profession .(Wether they want it or not ).

Guests may have included a Simon The Sewage Worker ,Grant The Gynaecologist , Desmond The Dung Beetle & Terrance The Tape-Worm

" "" " A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the- grave and four parts clarified Satan. Dose, a headful all the time. Brandy is said by Dr. Johnson to be the drink of heroes. Only a hero will venture to drink it. ? .""" ""     Boardie

(©   Reverend William Archibald Spooner )

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'  " "Police Academy. 2006 . Gong But Not Forgotten " " "   

Craig Boardman IS job smacked at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace STING ...YES..STING (as Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner ) in an "The Police original line up reunion " (as The London Police ) , "The Police Popular line-up reunion" (as The Community Police ) , Phoenix Jazzmen original line up ( as Demolition Men ) , the Newcastle Big Band original line up (as Upon Tyne oversize orchestra ) , and Last Exit (as Bend It Like Brooklyn Beckham) or Strontium 90 original line up (as radioactive isotope )

" "" " "The Elevators Broken Music " ? .""" ""     Boardie

(©   Brimstone and Treacle )

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'  " "It's Too Late" " "   

Craig Boardman IS job smacked at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace Carl Radle (as Dean Boardie ) in an Derek & The Dominoes original line up (as Derek , Boardie & Friends

" "" " ""I Am Yours" ? .""" ""     Boardie

(©   Bell Bottom Blues )

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'  " "Same Old Nothing " " "   

Craig Boardman IS more surprised at most at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace James Hunter (as Dear Hunt ) in an Howlin Wilf & The Vee Jays line up (as Lunn Wolf plus his video jockey's )

" "" " ""Ya Ya " ? .""" ""     Boardie

(©   Further On Up The Road )

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'  " "Same Old Nothing " " "   

Craig Boardman IS NOT GOING TO bee starring in an Bollywood epic called " Chaturanga " featuring Bollywood style version's of the songs " Glen Millers- " Chaturanga Chew Chew " , Robert Plant's -" Moonlight In Samosa " , Fat Les's- " Vindaloo ",Sadat X's -"Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down".JOHNNY BRISTOL's -" HANG ON IN THERE BABY " , Robbie Williams - " Nan's Song " , Michael Jackson's -"Black or White" , Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder's -"Ebony & Ivory " , Doris Troy 's - " The Games People Play " ,(as Craig Board -Man )

" "" " "" Cheque Mate I hope It Dies N't Bounce ,,,Ho Ho ... Like A paddy Field ..with Rice Instead of potatoes.. " ? .""" ""     Boardie

(©   R-DU Productions )

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We have been separated just a day or two,
How am I going to go on this way for years?
Death doesn't come; why, instead, do these memories of you?
Oh, this long separation!

 

          

             

 

'  " " Moonlight Shadow " " "   

Craig Boardman IS more surprised at most at any possible stories HE SUPPOSEDLY to replace Cliff Richard (as Harry Rodger Webb , Issac Hunt , Mike Hunt , Keith Thornburn or Little Hanger ) in an Cliff Richards & The Drifters Original Line-up reunion (as Harry Rodger Webb , Issac Hunt , Mike Hunt , Keith Thornburn or Little Hanger with his Name Makers ),Cliff Richards & The Shadows Original Line-up reunion (as Harry Rodger Webb , Issac Hunt , Mike Hunt , Keith Thornburn or Little Hanger with his Water Treaders )or Cliff Richards & The Shadows Other Line-up reunion (as Harry Rodger Webb , Issac Hunt , Mike Hunt , Keith Thornburn or Little Hanger and special gets The Bi-Focals )

" "" " "" My resistance is low" ? .""" ""     Boardie

(©   Wonderfull Land )

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'  " " "Beat the Clock,"" " "   

Craig Boardman & Billy Flywheel are more horrified than most at most at any possible stories THEY WERE OR ARE SUPPOSEDLY to replace Mark Radcliffe (as Paula LaMarr ) & Lard (as Bacon or Animal Fat ) or Marc Riley (as Howard Bolan ) or together as saturated fat and cholesterol. in an Shire Horses Original Line-up reunion as ( The Coconut Shires ) or

" Thish Pun Ish Ment " .... Sean Connery

" "" " "" F*** My Hat I Didn`t Know That " ? .""" ""     Boardie

(©   Rabbi "Lionel Blair" )

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'  " " " "Why?" "" " "   

Craig Boardman is gob-smacked at any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Alesha Anjanette Dixon (as Willie Oreskovich ) . in an Mis-teeq Original Line-up (as Miss- T-Bone -Steak )

" "" " " This Is How We Do It ...?.... " .""" ""     Boardie

(©   "One Night Stand" )

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'  " " " " Growing On Me ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman says its total bollocks to any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Justin Hawkins (as Stephen " David " Case or Jackie Estacado ) . in an The Darkness Original Line-up (as The Commander Of Lowestoft )

" "" " "Best Of Me ... ?......." .""" ""     Boardie

(©   " Angelus and the Witchblade / Top Cow Productions " )

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'  " " " " Deep and Meaningless ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman says its total utterings to any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace John Otway (as Sir Arthur ) . in an John Otway & Wild Willy Barrett Original Line-up (as Sir Arthur & Wild Willy Barrett )

" "" " " Organic Bondage ... ?......." .""" ""     Boardie

(©   " Sleeping Dogz " )

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'  " " " " No, No, No ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman says its total surprised at utterings of any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Beyonce (as Giselle Knowles ) . in an Destiny's Child Original Line-up (as Prophecy 's Sibling )

" "" " " The Writing's on the Wall ... ?......." .""" ""     Boardie

(©   " Girl's Tyme " )

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'  " " " " Good and Gone ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman says its total flabber gasted by any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Bill Carter (as Jimmy Gates ) . in an Screaming Blue Messiahs 's Original Line-up (as The Small Brothers or Handles Lord Jeans )

" "" " " Got The Hurt ... ?......." .""" ""     Boardie

(©   " Smash the Market Place " )

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'  " " " "Down And Out" ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman says its spellbound-gasted by any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Doro Pesch (as Miracle Worker or Jack Bush Koch ) . in an Warlock original line-up reunion (as The Miracle Worker )

" "" " " Burning the Witches ... ?......."Hateful Guy ..?.. " .""" ""     Boardie

(©   "Earthshaker Rock" )

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'  " " " "Craggy Island " ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman says its no-non-miracle-gasted by any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Dermot Morgan ..AKA Father Ted Crilly (as The hoarse voiced Father Ed Allan Lane ) . in an Father Ted original line-up reunion (as Father Ed )

" "" " " bon vivant ..?.. " .""" ""     Boardie

(©   "Parochial House " )

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'  " " " "Under Canvas Under Wraps" ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman says its no-non-miracle-gasted by any rumours of any possible stories HE is SUPPOSEDLY to replace Emma Pollock (as Jackson Mental ) . in an Delgados original line-up reunion (as Cabos )

" "" " " " Akumulator ..?.. " .""" ""     Boardie

(©   "D'Estus Morte" )

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'  " " " " Tracked Down " ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman is totally confused about rumours of a rumours of a Craig Boardman release from the Back To Mine series.

With even less knowledge of the tracks he ( & Cousin Nidge Dobson Once Of Barnsley Band Snowblind & Wakefield Time Lord Keith Lesley Barrett)had chosen & mixed into one long jam.

Crazy Crazy Nights - Kiss
Your Beautiful - James Blunt
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Green Day
Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
Another Day In Paradise - Phil Collins
One -Metallica
I Just Called To Say I Loved You - Stevie Wonder
Comfortably Numb -Pink Floyd
Gorky Park - The Scorpions
Photograph - Nickleback
Turbo Lover - Judas Priest
Wild Side - Motley Crue
Chasing Cars -Snow Patrol

Plus the usually rariety ..ie an unissued duet of The New Model Army (No Rest) with
Daniel Odonnell and backing from Vince Clarke & Doktor Avalanche

" "" " " " Stars On Compact Disc ..?.. " .""" ""     Boardie

(©   " The Norman Cook Guide To Jive-Bunny " )

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'  " " " Even If and Especially When ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman says hes' god done confounded by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Mark Lanegan (as Clair Voyance ) . in an Screaming Trees original line-up reunion (as 2-3-4 )

" "" " " "" The Second I Awake ..?.. " .""" ""     Boardie

(©   "Orange Airplane" )

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'  " " " "Keep Your Hands to Yourself ? " "" " "   

Craig Boardman says hes' flabber gastered by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Dan Baird (as John Logie Dan Noodles ) . in an Georgia Satellites original line-up reunion (as Artificial Totto O'Keeffe )

" "" " " "" The electromechanical television system ..?.. " .""" ""     Boardie

(©   " Battleship Chains " )

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'  " " " "farming sheep in New Zealand ? " "" "

" All On Board Man "

  

Craig Boardman says bottomed out by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Jimmy Soverville (as Sir James Fownes ) . in an Communards or/& Bronski Beat original line-up reunion (as Hello Sailor )

" "" " " "" Spanish Civil War ..Admiral of the Fleet ..?.. " .""" ""     Boardie

(©   " Distinguished Service Order " )

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'  " " Hanging On ?" "

  

Craig Boardman says bottomed out by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Rob Younger , Chris Masuak & Deniz Tek (as DJ Robert Franklin Stroud ) . in an Radio Birdman original line-up reunion (as Bognor Ga Ga or Harvey Ga Ga )

" "" "" "You're Gonna Miss Me ..?.. " ."" ""     Boardie

(©   "Monday Morning Gunk/The Tangata manu " )

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'  " "stiffen the crows, spare the crow ? " "

  

Craig Boardman says bottomed out by any rumours of any possible stories HE is meant to replace Maggie Bell & Les Harvey (as Russell Tweedy ) . in an Stone The Crows original line-up reunion (as Starve The Boardies )

" "" "" "I'll go to the foot of our stairs, strike me pink, I'll be a monkey's uncle or if that don't take the rag off the bush. ..?.. " ."" ""     Boardie

(©   "An exclamation of incredulity or annoyance. " )

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