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' " Plan B ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Dexy's Midnight Runners O/L reunion projects
( As :Dextroamphetamine) replacing the solo star Kevin Rowland (as Robese Spancap )
" " "Dance Stance" " Boardie (©
Ferndex, Oxydess II,
)
.
Kevin Rowland (vocals, guitar) and Kevin "Al" Archer (vocals, guitar) founded the band ( Dexy's Midnight Runners ) in 1978
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' " Amazing Ordinary Things ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Eden A.K.A reunion projects
( As A.K.A Eden A.K.A ) replacing the solo star Anne McCue (as Jim Frank )
" " This Space Between Us " " Boardie (©
"Lilith Fair."
)
.
Why? There isn't any scientific explanation, but Anne McCue has her own theory: "Canada and Australia have gone through a very similar path [by] being colonized by the English or French," she offers, "and it's a cultural thing, we love to drink beer."
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' " Referee ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Boardman - Keane -Sheringham reunion projects
( At Sunderland or other venue )
"
"
"
Green is the lush forest. Green, soft and cool.
Boardie (©
Mark Perry / Genesis P Orridge
)
.
Boardman - Keane - Sheringham first met-up at Nottingham Forest
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' " The Frogs by Aristophanes ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any The Day Today reunion projects
( As Today The Day ) joining Rebecca Front, Doon Mackichan, Patrick Marber, David Schneider, Michael Alexander St John ,but not Chris Morris &/or Steve Coogan &/0r Armando Iannucci
( as Morris Chris or/& Coogan Steve or/& Iannucci Armando )
" " Boardie (©
The Society of Jesus (Societas Iesu (S.J.) anchor man
)
.
On The Hour group
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' "But my brother Esau is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man." ? " Craig Boardman has denied any Beyond The Fringe reunion projects
( As Fringe The Beyond ) joining Alan Bennett & Jonathan Miller ,but not Dudley Moore &/ Peter Cook
( as Wolverhampton Common or Bogfuel Chef )
" "I want you to take up a crate, Perkins " Sah!" "Fly over to Jerry." "Sah!" "And don't come back." "Sah!" "You are going to lay down your life, Perkins." "Sah!" "We need a futile gesture at this stage. It will raise the whole tone of the war. "Goodbye Sah! – Or is it au revoir?" "No, Perkins, goodbye." " Boardie (©
Robert Ponsonby
)
.
"We talked of many things, including Great Britain's position in the world as some kind of honest broker. I agreed with him when he said no nation could be more honest, and he agreed with me when I chaffed him and said no nation could be broker."
"Yes, I could have been a judge but I never had the Latin. I never had the Latin for the judgin'."
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' General Synod's Life of Christ ? " Craig Boardman has denied any Not The Nine O'Clock News reunion projects
( As Not The Not The Nine O'Clock News ) replacing Rowan Atkinson
( as Big Ron Tree )
" "Gerald the Intelligent Gorilla": " Boardie (©
Lloyd John
)
.
"Ayatollah, Khomeini closer...")
Not the Nine O'Clock News became a stage show in Oxford and London in 1982, but the main performers decided to end the project while it was a success and left for pastures new: Stephenson began a Hollywood film career, Atkinson recorded the first series of Blackadder in 1983, and Smith and Jones became a double act in Alas Smith and Jones. A successful American adaptation, Not Necessarily the News ran for six years, from 1983–89 on the Home Box Office cable television channel.
In June 2005, Atkinson led a coalition of the UK's most prominent actors and writers, including Nicholas Hytner and Ian McEwan, to the British Parliament in an attempt to force a review of the controversial Racial and Religious Hatred Bill — on the grounds that the Bill would give religious groups a "weapon of disproportionate power" whose threat would engender a culture of self-censorship among artists.Rowan is
A regular to appear in television advertising, he has fronted campaigns for Hitachi electrical goods, Fujifilm, the Give Blood. Most famously, he appeared as a hapless and error prone espionage agent in a long running series for Barclaycard, on which his title role was based for the film Johnny English
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' Absolutely Nothing ? " Craig Boardman has denied any Dead Or Alive reunion projects
( As Alive Or Dead ) replacing Pete Burns
( as Soiled Sting )
" " You Make Me Wanna, Sit On It " " Boardie (©
The Stranger
)
.
Pete Burns and Steve Coy joined keyboard player Jason Alburey in 1996 and have continued to record and play venues ever since. Though they have never replicated the success of 1985, Dead or Alive still command a large international following.
Dead or Alive (and sometimes Burns as a solo artist) have played international Gay Pride concerts since the mid 1990s. During the 1990s, Pete Burns was still married and had not publically acknowledged his sexuality.
In 2006, Pete Burns took part in the TV show Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. His eccentric appearance, surprising behaviour and explosive attitude made him a staple character in the show, which received huge audiences. Burns became known for openly insulting actress Traci Bingham and performing modern dance with socialist politician George Galloway. Following the end of the show (Burns finished in fourth place), the Youthquake version of "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" was re-released and reached the top five in the UK singles chart. Burns himself expressed distaste for the re-release, he is quoted as saying "it's like wearing a school uniform at the age of 46".
Jason Alburey ?
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' Mystery Man ? " Craig Boardman has denied any Heartbreakers reunion projects
( As Rock On Tommy ) replacing Tom Petty
( as Earl Thomas )
" "Fooled Again (I Don't Like It)" " Boardie (©
A Complex Kid
)
.
On July 25, 2006 Petty released a new solo album titled Highway Companion.
Mike Campbell ? Heartbreaker or Tom Petty's Pet or Tommy Boy ?
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' Ubu Roi, "Merdre!", "Shittr!", "Shikt!", and "Shitsky! ? " Craig Boardman has denied any Pere Ubu O/L reunion projects despite The Modern Dance reissue..
( As Ubi Roi ) replacing David Thomas
( as Thomas David & the Pataphysical institutes )
" " Non-Alignment Pact ,Sentimental Journey ,Humor Me " " Boardie (©
Protagonist Alfred Jarry
)
Pere Ubu ( Why I Hate Women ) Members ... David Thomas ,
Keith Moliné ,
Michele Temple ,
Robert Wheeler &
Steve Mehlman
Past members ....Peter Laughner ,
Allen Ravenstine ,
Tony Maimone ,
Scott Krauss ,
Eric Drew Feldman ,
Tim Wright ,
Mayo Thompson ,
Anton Fier ,
Chris Cutler , &
Garo Yellin .
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' Good By Johnny ? " Craig Boardman has denied any The Gun Club O/L reunion projects
( As The Montana Rifle and Pistol Association ) replacing Jeffrey Lee Pierce
( as Stuart The Buffalo )
" " Cool Drink of Water " " Boardie (©
Grand Old English Oak Tree
)
Jeffrey Lee Pierce (June 27, 1958 - March 31, 1996) was an American singer, songwriter and guitarist. He was one of the founding members of the 1980s punk band The Gun Club, along with Kid Congo Powers, who later joined The Cramps. He also released several solo albums.
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' Never Again ? " Craig Boardman has denied any Dodgy O/L reunion projects
( As Doggy ) replacing Nigel Clark
( as Frank Clough .. )
" " Water Under The Bridge " " Boardie (©
Grand Old English Oak Tree
)
Dodgy were an English pop trio, originally composed of Birmingham's Nigel Clark (vocals and bass) and Mathew Priest (drums), along with Londoner Andy Miller (guitar). Clark left the band in 1998, and the band officially split up, only to reform briefly in 2001 as a five-piece.The later re-incarnaton was with Priest and Miller, joined by the vocalist David Bassey; keyboardist Chris Hallam, and bass player Nick Abnett. This new version of the group would record one album, Real Estate, released in 2001. The most notable fact about this CD is that the band's fans partially helped fund the recording sessions.After several years spent primarily producing other artists, Clark returned to performing in 2005 as a solo entity.
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' If I Said ? " Craig Boardman has denied any The Darling Buds O/L reunion projects
( As The Sonnets Quarters ) replacing Andrea Lewis
( as Lennox Bocelli )
" " It's All Up To You " " Boardie (©
H. E. Bates / Shakespeare's Sister
)
Andrea Lewis has since moved into acting and has toured with a local theatre company. She has also presented a music show called "The Slate" for BBC Wales.
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' Letters Know " Craig Boardman has denied any plans he is to star in Countdown the musical as a contestant along side Patrick Kielty with regulars Des Lynam , Suzie Dent , Charles Brandritht and Carol
Vodermann .
Suzie & Charles - It;s Only Words ( Ronan Keating ) with Ronan Keating
The Full Cast - 5 -4-3-2-1 ( Manfred Mann)
" " Carol ..the body of Venus , brains of Pluto & ass with more craters than the moon , Still i'd empty both my rockets and give her bumpy ride taking in the dizzy heights of uranus " " Boardie (© " Kathryn Apanowicz
)
Calender Girls
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' Fool's Paradise ? " Craig Boardman has denied any RUFUS O/L reunion projects
( As Tomas Wainwright The Dog Walker ) replacing Chaka Khan
( as or either Khan Abdul Wali ,Khan Abdul Ghaffar , Khan Abdul Jabbar , Gegeen ,Rinchinbal ,Ukhaatu , Jayaatu ,Ragibagh ,Genghis ,Rashid, 0r Akram , with either Hislop ,Demus ,Stargate ,Fattah , A Leg ,Seisay or)
" " Like Sheep We All Have Gone Astray " " Boardie (©
Little Boy Blue
)
Once You Get Started
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' Scared Shitless ? " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement various Napalm Death O/L reunion projects
( As Christian Man ) replacing the CURRENT FULL LINE-UP with all the original members plus himself ( as Namdroab Giarc )
Under the " Punk Is A Rotting Corpse " banner , There were rumours of a musical , a fast show style show ( but even more radical with punlines & punchlines being spat out at a furious speed to Original line-up era Napalm Death tunes ), A arcade game and a selection of novelty merchandise.
" " Like Sheep We All Have Gone Astray " " Boardie (©
Nicholas James Bullen
)
Kak is gotra of Jats found in Uttar Pradesh in India. The Kak Jats have 52 villages in Aligarh district in Uttar Pradesh and about 100 villages in other parts of India. These people called themselves descendants of the Nagas or Yadu and worship Balram. Their ancestors ruled over Anhalwara in Ajmer. On being driven out from there, they settled down in Brij. They have 40 villages in the district of Gonda.
Kak is also a family name of Kashmiri Pandits. There are two families of Kaks ・one from Kaksoth, and the other from Rainawari. Most of the Kaks were driven out of Kashmir in 1947 due to political affiliations with Ram Chandra Kak, the then prime minister of the states of Jammu and Kashmir.
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' Are You Serious ? " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a Til Tuesday O/L reunion project ( As Ruby Death Do Us Part ) replacing the solo singing Amiee Mann ( as Manfred Semple McPherson ) " " Everything's Different Now" " Boardie (©
David Denies
)
'Til Tuesday essentially broke up after the release of Everything's Different Now. However, Mann toured under that name as a solo artist while legal problems with the band's label Epic prevented her from beginning work on a solo record for several years. Hausmann, meanwhile, became Mann's manager, a position he holds to this day. ?
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' Forever Changes ! " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a Love reunion project ( As Vole or Evol ..Too Sonic Youth ,,CB ) replacing the recently departed Arthur Lee ( as either Christopher , Janet , Bruce or Robert , Robert "e" or Jake "e" or Tsung-Dao or Stan "The Man" along with niether Askey ,Crown , Smith , Albiston, Sixpence , Shilling , Walker "Wombwell-Polypal,Wakefield", C-Clarke,Haselrig ,Operating-System ,County-Nebraska or Melvin-Okuns-Law ) " " False Start " " Boardie (©
Stephanie Knows Who
)
You I'll Be Following ?
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' Freak Out! " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a Mothers Of Invention reunion project ( As The Parental Intervention ) replacing the departed Frank Zappa ( as Ernest Ray Gun ) " " We're Only in It for the Money " " Boardie (©
Wowie Zowie
)
Hungry Freaks, Daddy ?
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' Half Cocked " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a Sex Pistols reunion project ( As The Reproduction Rifles ) replacing the new California Del Boy John Lydon & The original Peter Andre Johnny Rotten ( as Suchwit The Baptise ) " " Nevermind The Sex Pistols ...Here's The Bolllocks " " Boardie (©
Belsens Bodycount
)
No Fun
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' Crossed Signals " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a project ( Wind It Up With "R" Wellsy ) That as been seen as a tribute to Jonathan "Wind It Down With Wellsy " Wells , The designer , Cambridge community radio DJ " " Thier on the wrong wavelength " " Boardie (©
Leeds side-streets
) constantly play
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' Acquiring the Taste " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a Gentle Giant reunion (The Jolly Green Ben )act replacing The Simon Dupree based Derek Sholman (as Mr Avitar Griffiths ) " " The House, The Street, The Room " " Boardie (© Funny Ways ) The Queen |
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' New Forms " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a Reprazent reunion (The Re-pair-sent )act replacing Roni Size (as Life , Full , Penis , Bra Tran Binh Trong or Milo or Duani ) " " Drum ' n ' Bass ? " " Boardie (© Ryan Williams ) Bristol Channel |
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' Behind the Front " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a the Undertakers reunion (The Funeral Servicers )act replacing Jackie Lomax (as Alan or Forbes & Kennedy ) " " Coffin Blood ? " " Boardie (© Stiff Records ) Dead Good |
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' Behind the Front " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in the Black Eyed Peas ( as The Black Eyed Peas or Birds Eyed , Fishy Fingers ) replacing Fergie (as Boardie) " " Movement .. My Humps ? " " Boardie (© Kim Hill Phaseolus ) Vigna unguiculata |
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" Club Of Sons "
I'm not trying to plug a non existing transfer bung - BOARDIE
Former Ossett Town staltwalt Craig Boardman has revealed he has never once offered a bung by an agent.
Boardman, who left Ossett Town , quite some time ago, insisted he was one of the "straightest defenders " in football but also revealed one certian " George " is so generous he is known among agents as Pappa .
In his soon to be published book ' Head Down In The Box ' serialised in the Ossett Observered & Garfoth Gossip , Boardman said: "I think I have the reputation as one of the straightest defenders in the game and only once in all the discussions I've ever had with agents have I been asked if I wanted anything out of a deal."
He added: "He basically told me what his fee would be and suggested he could add a bit on top which would be for me.
"It's not something I would ever do or get involved in and I'm happy knowing that no agent can point a finger at me and say they ever gave me anything for a transfer deal.
"Some clubs take the view it is sometimes worth paying over the top just to make sure the deal gets done.
"One chief executive was known as 'George' because whenever agents went in to see him to do a deal, they always came out smiling with what they had been offered."
Boardman, who played for the west yorkshire club for 35 months, also admitted he would consider offers from ambitious clubs like Garforth Town , who'sowner and manager Simon Clifford was rumoured to be using local talent and stumpet Debbie Spinks to lure boardie to the club,as the final part of the " Careca , Socrates , Zico , Lee Sharpe & Boardman jigsaw ".
" Boardie's from Barnsley , Barnsley play like Brazil ,hey Boys from Brazil with had three , Brazil .. Terry Gilliam , Alan Brazil ..sport talk , Brazil Nuts , Us Garforth girls like Brazilian's ,& our police officers clean & trim , you can't beat a well shaven Contstable ,I used like a big bushy bearded like Brian Blessed on z- cars but not now, But know you have to compete with other girls like Clare McGlinn's character Natalie Metcafle on BBC The Cops ,She 's always trim , " ... Debbie Spinks may have uttered
He said: "I accept that if I'm going to be considered again as player, I probably need to work at a bigger club.
"But I'm prepared to wait for the right opportunity and that could be a Championship club with ambition."
" I got the boot from Peter...barrow cos i did not date Miss Peter Barrow 1993 , And stuck with Julie " R-DU " Holmes (Nee)...Vicar "Do you take this man " Julie ... " R-DU " Vicar..yes Hello julie do you take this man "Julie ... " R-DU"...Vicar "Do you take this man " Julie ... " R-DU " Vicar..yes Hello julie do you take this man "Julie ... " R-DU"...Vicar "Do you take this man " Julie ... " R-DU " Vicar..yes Hello julie do you take this man "Julie ... " R-DU"...Vicar "Do you take this man " Julie ... " R-DU " Vicar..yes Hello julie do you take this man "Julie ... " R-DU"... GET IT ? ?" Boardie (© " Stocks Concrete Blocks Bi-Monthly " ) Girl " Julie ..do you , fancy . a night out with the girls " Julie " R-DU" ..Girl " Yes hello Julie nice to see you but..do you , fancy . a night out with the girls " Julie " R-DU"Girl " Julie ..do you , fancy . a night out with the girls " Julie " R-DU" ..Girl " Yes hello Julie nice to see you but..do you , fancy . a night out with the girls " Julie " R-DU" Girl " Julie ..do you , fancy . a night out with the girls " Julie " R-DU" ..Girl " Yes hello Julie nice to see you but..do you , fancy . a night out with the girls " Julie " R-DU" Girl " Julie ..do you , fancy . a night out with the girls " Julie " R-DU" ..Girl " Yes hello Julie nice to see you but..do you , fancy . a night out with the girls " Julie " R-DU" |
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'ROKY 88 ' Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a 13th Floor Elevators reunion ( as Unlucky 4 Some Stops ) replacing Roky Erickson (as Sven Goran Raccoon) " You're Gonna Miss Me ?" Boardie (© Roger Kynard " ) "You Don't Know (How Young You Are)" |
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' from the flooding brook " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a Toploader reunion ( as Wardenclyffe Tower or Gail Porter ) replacing Joseph Washbourn (as River Isbourne) " Just Hold On ?" Boardie (© Achilles Heel" ) Onka's Big Moka |
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' Serves You Right To Suffer " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a J Gelis band reunion ( as The G Jelis Band ) replacing J Gelis (as G Jelis) " Wait ?" Boardie (© On Borrowed Time ) Pack Fair And Square |
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' International Super Shit " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in a Green Day tribute band ( Edna Grey ) with Paul Whitehouse & Mark Williams " Don't Leave Me ?" Boardie (© The Judge's Daughter ) Road To Acceptance ? |
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' Look
what's in store / Caught In Fishnets Stockings Story "
Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in an Opera
called " Everybody ASDA Price " , About a couple played by Craig
Boardman (Harry Johnson or George Harrison ) & Lesley Joseph (Debbie Johnson or Pattie Boyd Harrison ) both
employed by the then cooperative. .The struggle starts when Harry gets
promotion in another divison ,While Debbie's Outwood factory and her
beloved shop get closed.
It may have featured Ex Metal Church guitarist Craig Wells as Willy Work , Debbie's toyboy lover who wangled a job at the factory for the last 16 weeks , Elvis Costello as Sean Labat ( A.K.A Anal Beast ang;)Willy Works chum that Debbie tries to seduce & latch on to , Mark Lamarr as Simple Simon , The " players snooty club " rocker with an NSU (with Wankel " Rotary" engine ) tatooed on his back That pre-dates Willy Works
Music from Craig Boardman's liasons with Sp33clad , The Cathouse Creepers , Crosscut Saw , Bill Nelson ,Coney Island Jesus & Black Lace have been mutted.
Though its even more doubtful that this will include an colaboration with Wakefield based Clarenet maestro Gary Beckitt ( Bottom picture )after he allegdy stole Boardman's stash of Skol , to munch with the cheap stock of curries he bulk bought from the now defunct Rafts Curry House Car Boot Sale , " I bought a chest-freezer from my redunancy from Bombardier so I could stock up on Rafts curry's while I had the chance ..he's alledgely reported to have have slurred out Wakefield Cathedral ( with or without Boardie , who can tell ? ..well Yes , the CCTV people )while throwing half a dozen empty Skol cans at the busking bagpie player with dummy . And the old dear with the Keyboard. " He would not play Next or framed or The Faith Healer ,she would not play Jan Hammer or Kraftwerk or Bobby Krush , I once had my own Gardner Andy Bentley .. yes... the one that asked Boardie for his autogarph in the Doncaster cup game ..the Val's tea shop Casanova ..The Train Fare Dodger ".
By ex Asda foods Outwood consortium of Ex Employee's & Agency staff's flashbacks . " We changed the names form John and Denise ..for legal reasons ..Doh !"..Lynn ( I've gotta better head count than China " ) ...(Baby Oil).. Johnson " Noel McNeal ?" Boardie (© The Abba Tour ) Better Harry Son ...The best Till last ?
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' Snare
Drum "
Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in recording an version of Cornel Abraham's hit single " Trapped ".With Heather MacCartney , Bear From The Big Blue House & The Pretenders Chrissie Hynde " Noel McNeal ?" Boardie (© Jet Setter Tutter ) Jacque the Beaver ?
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' Camoflage
"
Craig Boardman has cancelled any plans for his SP3CCYLAD tribute act Speckled Led " Look At Me ?" Boardie (© Jimmy Osterberg ) Bretton Hall Of Fame ?
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