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' " Whisper In The Night ( Cuchichée En La Noche ) " " Craig Boardman ha negado cualquiera ELO la línea original arriba proyectos de reunión
( como :OLE ) reemplazando presente E. L. dueño de nombre O Jeff Lynne (como Lynne Jeff )
" " "Queen Of The Hours (La reina De Las Horas )"" Boardie (©
Sr. Radio ,
)
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' " Hang On Sloopy ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any The Real McCoys O/L reunion projects ( As :The Coys Mcs ) replacing the solo star Rick Derringer (as Derringer Ringer )
" " " Were The Real McCoys " " Boardie (©
Richard Zehringer,
)
.
The McCoys was a pop group started in Union City, Indiana, USA in 1962.
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' " Going Steady ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Jilted John O/L reunion projects ( As :John Jilted ) replacing the organ fiddlerling gimmer star Graham Fellows (as Fellows Graham )
" " " The Birthday Kiss @ Baz's Party " " Boardie (©
A Pre-Pubescent True Love Stories
)
.
'Jilted John' was 'Single Of The Week' in NME Magazine - interview in Melody Maker
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' " The Wrong Pitch ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any involvement of the recording any premiership Football Anthems ( As The Upton Parkers : Singing "Were For Ever Blowing Bubbles" With Michael Jackson ) or ( As The Ex Kippers : Singing "Mr Blue Sky " with Sp33clad & Dom Joly ) or ( As The Stretford Enders Singing "The Red Baron " With Andy Wedge , Sp33clad & Prince .. )
" " " Saint & Greavies / Hoddle & Waddle " " Boardie (©
Kevin Keegans Permitations
)
.
or
(as The "EMI- RATERS " singing "EMI" with " John Lydon + Bruce Dickinson" )
(as "The Stamford Bridgers " singing " Sugar Daddy" with John Osgood & Mark Thatcher )
Et Al
You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing any more
You're not singing any more ...alas..it seems
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' " Trying To Forget ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any The Alliance O/L reunion projects ( As :The Re-Alliance ) replacing the EX Dio era Black Sabbath Sound alike FOR A Post Dio era Black Sabbath (x2) & potential solo star Tony Martin (as Martin Tony )
" " " No Broken Heart " " Boardie (©
Harford Strangers,
)
.
Misha Calvin + M3 + The Cage + Giuntini Project II
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' " A Little of the Past (? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Little Angels O/L reunion projects ( As :The Enthusiastic Puppeteers ) replacing Toby Jepson another potential solo star (as John Wright)
" " " Scarborough Fair " " Boardie (©
Islington derelict temperance hall ,
)
.
Saturday 24 November 1961
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' " Time For Another ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any ACE O/L reunion projects ( As :Flash And The Dynamos ) replacing Paul Carrack sometime phil collins-esque mechanic and solo diva (as Flash And )
" " " "I Ain't Gonna Stand For This" " " Boardie (©
No Strings / ,
)
.
Five-a-side / Six-a-side
Found Out The Hard Way
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' "The Reason Is?" " Craig Boardman has denied any HAWKWIND O/L reunion projects ( As :Kelly Brock David ) replacing Dave Brock in yet another new Hawkwind (as The Moor cock Zoo)
" " " "Seeing It As You Really Are" " " Boardie (©
Kiss of the Velvet Whip ,
)
.
"Paranoia (Part I)"
"Paranoia (Part II)"
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' " alterations of consciousness ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any The Shamen O/L reunion projects ( As : Animism ) replacing The Departed Colin Angus (as The Aberdeen Hendry or Aberdeen Montgomery )
" " " "axis mundi " " " Boardie (©
Alice Kehoe entheogens ,
)
.
"psychopompos (lit. “guide of souls”):"
" Khanty people "
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' " Vocabulary ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any The Europeans O/L reunion projects ( As : The Atlantic Monthly ) replacing The Marillion Geezer Steve Hogarth (as Henry James )
" " " "Recognition " " " Boardie (©
Motion Pictures ,
)
.
Recurring Dreams
Recurring Dreams
Recurring Dreams
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' " Bucket Here ?" " Craig Boardman denied he is to appear in a Keep Up Appearances ( Setting Up Home )The Early Years Operatic project replacing The whole cast with an new cast
Kelly Os bourne .... Hyacinth /
Craig Boardman .... Richard /
Kerry Katona.... Daisy /
Paul Gascoinge .... Onslow /
Jodie Marsh .... Rose /
Aled Jones ....Sheridan / Clare McGlinn ....Violet / Des Lynam ...Daddy
/ Elizabeth (possibly Jordon ) or Emmet (possibly Pete Andre)
" " " " Beggars Bouquet " " " Boardie (©
Principles Of Condensed Matter Physics,
)
.
Balti For The Door
Hey There Pale Face
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' " Her Ban / Hier Ban / R-DU / Hair do / Her do /Hebdo ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any 3 Non Blondes O/L reunion projects ( As : Boardie M ) replacing The rib-tickeling Little Miss Jocelyn bound Jocelyn Jee Esien (as Boardie M )
" " " " Ali G , more like Fred G or Ali Ce Cooper or Pe Ce Peniston or Peniston singer Kate Rusby with Ronan Keating ,or Karen shame " " " Boardie (©
Lenny Henry Bennett ,
)
.
Gary Reich
Steve Glitter
Different Trains / The Who - Hyde Park - Hard Drives ?
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'
" Shelf Employed / Who knows whats in store /?"
" In A Field Of Their Own "
" Craig Boardman has denied any involvement in an Tesco In Store CD / Tesco On-Line only Internet cd single download as Store Detective ( with Jimmi Harkishin {a.k.a Corrie shopkeeper Dev Alahan} , David Jason & The cast of Balamory ) with versions of This Land Is Our Land & Complete Control .With a rap over both tracks
about Tesco Bananas & Credit Cards
from Ronnie Corbett
Boardman thought that Ossett Town May have thought That New owners of Ossett Town's Ingfield Ground
Tesco's were using his status at the club to persuede locals to forget Ossett Town and switch to using Tesco's
" " " " A Brim Full Of " " " Boardie (©
Polish Jewish tailor ,
)
.
Jack Cohen
George Charlton
On The Ball / Making head in an unmaid bed /get in the box/enough already ?
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' " Kingdom of Madness ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Magnum ( Group or TV Series) or Hard Rain O/L reunion projects ( As Revolver or Rain Hard ) replacing Bob Catley and Tony Clarkin (as Rain Hard ) in the current Magnum group or INDEED Tom Selleck (as Selleck Tom )
" " " " Rum Runner " " " Boardie (©
Harry Callahan / male model pose ,
)
.
Magnum are a British melodic rock band from Birmingham England. Formed in 1972, Magnum have undergone several changes in personnel over the years but the singer-songwriter core of Bob Catley and Tony Clarkin remain today. Keyboard player Mark Stanway joined in 1980. Bassist from 1976 - 95 was Wally Lowe and drummers were Kex Gorin until 1984, Jim Simpson in 1985 and Mickey Barker from 1985 until the band split in December 1995. Magnum reformed in 2002 with Al Barrow on bass and have used drummers Harry James and Jimmy Copley.
Dodge Magnum, a car
Vauxhall Magnum, a car
After Magnum split in December 1995 a spin off group featuring Catley and Clarkin was formed called Hard Rain and they released a couple of albums in the late '90's
Magnum, P.I. was an American television show that followed the adventures of Thomas Magnum (played by Tom Selleck), a private investigator living in Hawaii. The show aired eight seasons on the CBS network from 1980 to 1988.
Renault Magnum, a truck (Enough Magnum talk)
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' " Milking It ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Neutral Milk Hotel O/L reunion projects ( As Semiotics Monotremes Lodging ) replacing Jeff Mangum (as Geoff Magnum or Geoff Gobbler )
" " " " More Than You Can Ask or Imagine " " " Boardie (©
Magaret Thatcher Quotations ,
)
.
" Did you know the burning hell it took your baby brother?
Invent Yourself a Shortcake
Hype City Soundtrack
Those Pre-phylloxera Years
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' " "Wake Up" ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Love Spit Love O/L reunion projects ( As Spit Love Spit ) replacing Richard Butler the on-off lead singer of the Psychedelic Furs & potential solo star(as Dick Butter or Geezer Head )
" " " "Change in the Weather" " " Boardie (©
The Creation ,The Painter ,
)
.
Richard Butler (born on 5 June 1956, in Kingston Upon Thames, Surrey, England) is lead singer of the Psychedelic Furs, which he formed in 1977 along with his brother Tim Butler and guitarist John Ashton.
In 2001, The Psychedelic Furs reformed after a decade long hiatus, and have toured America, Canada, England, Ireland, New Zealand and Australia since then. Butler's debut solo album Richard Butler was released in 2006.
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' " Tales of the Unexpected ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Mahogany Rush O/L reunion projects ( As La Cage ) replacing solo artist Frank Marino (as Mary Mastrangelo )
" " " Child of the Novelty " " Boardie (©
Strange Universe ,
)
.
Mahogany Rush is a Canadian rock band led by guitarist Frank Marino. The band had its peak of popularity in the 1970s, playing such venues as California Jam II together with bands such as Aerosmith and Heart. Lead guitarist, vocalist, and bandleader Marino says the name Mahogany Rush was less a band name and more a description of the entire experience of taking LSD.
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' " Shut Yer Cake Hole ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Brass Eye O/L reunion projects ( As Alloy Gesture ) replacing zoologist Chris Morris (as Morris Chris or Austin Evans or William Topher )
" " " a Jesuit boy" " Boardie (©
bhumisparsha mudra ,
)
.
Stonyhurst College is a Roman Catholic English Jesuit public school near Clitheroe, Lancashire, England. It provides boarding and day education to boys and girls aged 13-18. A preparatory school on an adjacent site, St. Mary's Hall, offers education to children aged 3-13.
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' " He knows The Score ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Mark Thomas or Mark Thomas's Comedy Product tribute / homage projects ( As Thomas Mark or Thomas Mark's Product Of Comedy ) citting he could not give up the booze to drink popular drinks he could BE campaigning against
" " " Crafty Cockney " " Boardie (©
Bretton Hall
)
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' " Two Up ! One Down ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Men Behaving Badly Original Line-Up runion projects ( As Badly Behaving Men ) replacing the effervessent Martin Clunes .a.k.a Gary Strang with a new character Craig Boardman A.K.A Stev Speed
" " " Men Behaving Badly ...typical " " Boardie (©
The House Old Dirt
)
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' " Box Card Boardie ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Uriah Heep Line-Up reunion projects ( As Blunderstone Rookery ) replacing the sole original member in the current line-up & the dead David Byron (as Mr. Wickfield or David Garrick )
" " " The Personal History, Adventures, Experience and Observation of " " Boardie (©
David Copperfield
)
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' " Is This Joly Dom ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Trigger Happy original Line-Up reunion projects ( As Happy Trigger ) replacing Dom Joly (as Joly Dom )
He also claims to know nothing about a duet with {Loretta Lynn fan ... Loose Women ITV ...Ask Jane McDonald OR kay Adams ) Daniel O'Donnell on JIMMY DEAN'S JUST A BUMMIN' AROUND wich had been rumoured as the theme tune tp Happy Trigger and a reject from Brokeback Mountain soundtrack.
" " " Edward 'Teddy' Bear. ...Sheringham .. Lets have a party " " Boardie (©
Dominic John Seat
)
Dom Joly was born in Beirut, Lebanon and hence speaks Arabic and French in addition to English. While in Beirut he attended Brummana High School, the same school as Uday Hussein and Osama Bin Laden in Beirut
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' " Up At The Crack Of Dawn ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Tiswas or O.T.T or Four Bucketeers original line-up reunion projects ( As ZawZit ot T.O.T or Bour Fucketeers ) replacing Chris Tarrant (as Chrrant Tarris )
" " "Phantom Flan-Flinger " " Boardie (© Central Locking
)
D.I.V.O.R.C.E
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' " No Big Deal / Show To Endemol ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Multi-Colured Swap Shop ,The Late, Late Breakfast Show,Telly Addicts , Noel's House Party or Crickly Bottom reunion original line-up projects ( As Ethnically Diverse Bring & Buy ,Brunch , Goggled Box Junkies , Ernest's Rave Revue or Wrinkly Arse ) replacing Noel Edmunds (as Ernest Beard )
" " " The Hairy Rice Crispie " " Boardie (© The Cerial Killer
)
" Everyone's A Winner! " ...indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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' " Mundane Household Appliances ?" " Craig Boardman has denied any Wheel Of Fortune reunion projects ( As Squel For Torture ...the operetta ) replacing Nicky Campbell, Bradley Walsh, John Leslie and Paul Hendy (as Willy Work )
Nicky Campbell, Bradley Walsh, John Leslie and Paul Hendy were instead rumoured to be the contestants the contestants , It was due to end with the gang banging of Carol Smiley ,Just before she turned into teh Hulk or Hulkess ..indeed
Nicky Campbell, Bradley Walsh, John Leslie and Paul Hendy were rumoured to have issued a joint statement saying they would rather have sex with each while Boardie watched on , So Carol could perform acts with her cocker spaniel #
Before the complete cast sing the standard " Wheel Of Fortune " & Dead Or Alive's " You Spin Me "
" " " " Carol Smillie.... shesh Angela Ekaette or Jenny Powell ..mmmm " " Boardie (© The She Enemical Increddible Hulk
)
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' " Think of Laura ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Flash original Line-Up reunion projects ( As ProForce ) replacing Christopher Cross (as Ivan Irate )
" " " " Geppert ... Arthur's Theme from Wombell ...Arthur Walker .... Polypal ? " " Boardie (© San Antonio Rose
)
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' " Queen Of Pseudo Psychos ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Daisy Chainsaw original Line-Up reunion projects ( As May Polepot or Buttercup Syrup Of Figs ) replacing the now Queen Adreena based Katie Jane Garside and Crispin Gray (as One Little Indian )
" " " " Sick of Sex ? " " Boardie (© Deva Records
)
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' " Skin Up ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Scottish World Cup Anthem projects ( As Wee Boardee & Lorraine )
The recording of a trip hop version of Robert Burns " Address To A Haggis " with Lorraine Kelly + " Folie à deux " remix
" " " " Toss My Kibber wee lassie " " Boardie (© A Grace Before Dinner
)
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' " The Mysterious Punch-Up-The-Conker ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Goons Reunion projects ( As The Goners )of Michael Bentine (as Potti Sreeramulu ), Harry Secombe ( Rushton Wave-Arrival ) , Peter Sellars (as Petros Venders ) & Spike Milligan (as Pearce Regrind-Flour)
Using The same technology Kenny Everett used in his Bee Gees homage
He has no idea about replacing Michael Bentine (as Potti Sreeramulu )in an original line-up reunion of Michael Bentine's Potty Time ( as Potti Sreeramulu's Potty Parity 0r Potti Sreeramulu's chamber pot or Potti Sreeramulu's Jordon )
He knows nothing of simmilar projects in volving Kenny Everett technology with Emerson , Lake & Palmer ( Emery , Loch & Ham ) + Morecambe & Wise ( Bartholomew & Wisdom )tributes
" " " " Thomas Crappers Parapsychology " " Boardie (© Professor Osric Pureheart
)
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' " He's Behind You ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any The Laughter Show Reunion projects ( As Plugs )replacing the departed Dustin Gee ( as Fred Hoffman )
" " " " Well who I dont reallly know " " Boardie (© Aladine Insane / Jean Jeanie
)
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' " My Handy Man ? " " Craig Boardman has denied any Grand Cru Reunion projects ( As Motley Day Out )replacing the departed Moriah Hanvey ( as Jim Stewart )
" " " " Mean To Me " " Boardie (© Gary Beckitt
)
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