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      “plodded through the shadows fruitlessly like an ubiquitous spook”

                                                                                                               (Joseph Heller).

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a Skin reunion (as Pores For Thought )  and replacing the retiring Neville MacDonald  = Educational pursuits (as Malcolm Southgate )

" Take It Easy  ? "  Boardie

(© " Big Fat Slice of Life "  )

 Stèle of Revealing ( Wig WAM Bang) ?   

  Reports  That Stacia's mum really knew what was going on ,  Accusing Craig Boardman (Edward Alexander ) of being the modern day Aleister Crowley .And Kidnapping former Hawkwind dancer Stacia from a tepee on the Royston golf club.  

It's probably Boardman's much delayed Moondog tribute Lunarbitch ,That has caused so much confusion ?

"   Ankh-af-na-khonsu ? "  Boardie

(© "Argenteum Astrum "  )

 One Hundred Things You Should Have Done In Bed ?   

  Celebrity Snow Patrol  Tribute Acts called Snooooooze Control ?  

  Craig Boardman , Phil Collins , James Blunt & Sting  ( Present) Craig Boardman , Michael Owen ,Alan Shearer , Jimmy Carr + Gary Lineker (Past) . 

"   When It's All Over We Still Have To Clear Up? "  Boardie

(© "Little Hide"  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a FAT MATTRESS reunion (as CHUNKY HAMMOCK )  and replacing the dead Noel Redding  =  Jamming with Jimmie  (as Otis Edmunds ,Gallagher or Noel  )

" I did a bunker  "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© " Sordid Swinger "  )

   The current members of the Blue Oyster Cult are:

• Eric Bloom: lead vocals, guitar
• Buck Dharma: lead guitar, vocals
• Allen Lanier: keyboards, guitar
• Richie Castellano: bass, vocals
• Jules Radino: drums

  The original line-up of the Blue Oyster Cult  was:

• Eric Bloom: lead vocals, guitar
• Buck Dharma: lead guitar, vocals
• Allen Lanier: keyboards, guitar
• Joe Bouchard: bass, vocals
• Albert Bouchard: drums, vocals :

  The NEW line-up of the Soft White Underbelly  was NEVER :

• Jack AL  Trade's( Craig Boardman ): lead guitar, vocals: keyboards, guitar
• Joe Bouchard: bass, vocals
• Albert Bouchard: drums, vocals

" I'm On The Lamb But I Ain't No Sheep "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© " Donovan's Monkey "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a Snot reunion (as Nasal Mucus )  and replacing the dead James Lynn Strait  = Highway To HELL /Stairway To Heaven or other various permitations (as Earthworm Jim )

" I Jus' Lie "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© " Bassett's Bogie Team / The Green Finger "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a Merry Go Round reunion (as Newdell Junction)  and replacing the back into doing it alone Emitt Rhodes  = Eulogising Paul McCartney (as Mount Thorley Fassifern )

" Balloon loop Bargo "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© "Beeching Axe"  )

  Craig Boardman has rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a { The White Stripe Fashioned } The Beatles (1/5) o/l reunion (as Labskaus )  and replacing the ever so dead Lennon , Harrison & Sutcliffe and Possibly McCartney  = Grease (  The Blackjack ) 

" My Bonnie  , no Boardie "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Andy White " Surpisingly Not'The Beatles' magazine A.K.A MOJO Magazine )

  Craig Boardman has rubbished suggestion that they would be joining a The Teardrop Explodes reunion (as Sleeping Gas )  and replacing the ever solo  Julian Cope  = Mythology Numberings  (  Brain Donor ) 

" Brave Boys Keep Their Promises "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Daredevil"  )

  Craig Boardman & Mick Griffiths (Pat Starr or Pat Mercury )  HAVE rubbished suggestion that they would be joining a Freddie and the Dreamers reunion (as Boardie &    The Holy Innocents )  and replacing the deceased  Freddie Garrity  = Pushing Up Daises  (With Boardie as Boardie Listeriaceae   ) 

" You Were Made For Me "? 
 ? "  MG 

" I'm Telling You Now "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Michael Carmen Pitt "  )

  " Se correr o bicho pega, se ficar o bicho come "  ?    

 Cragiario Boardidllo  

.Craig Boardman não acredita que as más palhaçadas de menino de CRISTIANO RONALDO? os stylings são por causa da estrela portuguesa olhando em casa videos e DVD's do Uma Vez lenda potencial caprichosa Craig Boardman (Antigo college* de exceto o Manchester Unido e o Nottingham amigos íntimos de Forest* Roy Keane? Ursinho de pelúcia Sheringham).   

"   mal planejada ? "  Boardie

(© medicamentos de venda livre "  )

 Catch 22 

Craig Boardman does not believe that  CRISTIANO RONALDO's bad boy antics & stylings are because of the Portuguese star watching home videos and DVD's  of the  Once wayward potential legend Craig Boardman ( Former college* of ex Manchester United and Nottingham Forest* chums Roy Keane & Teddy Sheringham )

half-assed approach 

over-the-counter medication

  The World Won't Listen?   

 Name Sake Smiths Tribute Act  

  Craig Boardman (Betty Leabo  ) with Tony Hibbert ,Andrew Marr & Neil Morrissey    

"   That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore? "  Boardie

(© "Oscillate Wildly "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a Jesus & Mary Chain reunion (as My Little Underground  )  and replacing the House Bound William Reid  = Scoring (as Peter , Lou , Oliver or Beryl  Hill , Morris , Moorcroft or Whitelaw )

These rumours may have not been started ,Mojo Awards ,William was the only absent original FIRST ALBUM LINE-UP member ..Ha-Ha ?  

" The Hardest Walk "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Murray Dalglish"  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a Thick Pigeon reunion (as Trugon Terrestris  )  and replacing the Film Composed Carter Burwell  = Scoring (as Port The Unstoppable Sex Machine )

" Help "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(©  Too Crazy Cowboys "  )

  What  A site ?   

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be starring in an new reality tv show called "Dumping Ground " with Fatima Whitbread, Rusty Lee , Mick Miller , Clare Balding , Brian Blessed , Paul Ross ,Pat Sharpe & Peter Beardsley  . 

Reality TV show based on a building site . Equipped with a sleeping quarter of a  Portable cabin ,with a hammock & spade each and a communal cold tap . And an 30 Metre parameter fence over the duration of the project .Sponsored by  The government approved nationwide Pimped Locally Employment Agency Service Enforcement Directives And Feigning Unemployed Carefree Kidders     (P.L.E.A.S.E.D A.S .F.U.C.K ). 

" Pele Ad erection problems "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Citing Foremen & Women   "  )

  Oral law ?   

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be opening an Kosher Chickpea Themed Resteraunt called Crushing Humours 

" Cash Rut "? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Sultana Arch  "  )

Take Dick en And  ( Alan Shearer's Operation , also the title of a bonus track on the second cd reissue) and a sequel Orbit Of Fun ( Fart or Friction )  may never be an award-winning film that depicts a sexual, romantic, and emotional relationship between two men as a double act  in the Day time TV Industry from the humble beginnings of Kiddies Tv show Cyclist Bearu . Their friendship continued off screen as well as on. to ? .

The film may be released in 2008 + , could be  directed by Angel Tees from a screenplay by a unknown source, which they adapted from the short story " VD UP with Chris Moyles "  a different unknown source.

The film stars maybe Craig Boardman  ( Andy Imparting ) & James Nesbitt ( Gnocchi Dickens )covering there  three albums: Sidekick and Pop Trap  as Harvey and Goodhew and The Cunt of And en Dick as en Dick , TV Ratings Monolith And en Dick's Sunday Morning  hysterectomy . & There recent project Poke-His-Face .

 " I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!   "  Boardie

(© The Champagne Supernova  / Willy Work ) 

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a Boston reunion (as Houston )  and replacing the ever so partially retired Brad Delp =The Current Boston (as Edward J Pitt or S.J Pitt)

" City on a Hill"? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© John Winthrop's Goal  "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a Specials reunion (as The Coventry Automatics )  and replacing the ever so composed Jerry Dammers =The Current Specials  (as Jahman Slaters )

" You're Wondering Now"? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Stupid Marriage "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a Laughing Clowns reunion (as Claughing Lowns )  and replacing the ever so composed ED Keupper  (as Alice or Tommy or Barrell Stewpot  or The Ball or Case )

" Cruel but fair? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Ghosts of an ideal wife "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining Fandango (as Hackensack )  and replacing the ever so composed Joe Lynn Turner  (as Joseph Linquito )

" fellah mengu ? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Rock Booklore "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining The Lilac Time (as Flaming Youth )  and replacing the ever so slightly Stephen Duffy (as  Ella Cinders )

" All of those handsome young men in their flying machines are billeted in a field ? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Widow Berthelot's farmhouse in France"  )

Silence .... Please ? ( get it ?)

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining a sort of Mott The Hoople reunion (as Nevill Francis Walsh County )  and replacing the solo careering  Ian Hunter (as  Werner Karl Heisenberg )

" Mott The Hoople I thought that was the  paradox that illustrates some of the difficulties of understanding the nature of wave function collapse and measurement in quantum mechanics in a population that was 292 at the 2000 census in a city in Walsh County, North Dakota in the United States founded in 1890?      "  Boardie

(© Stan Tippens Classical trajectories  "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining Grandaddy (as Grand Daddy )  and replacing the solo careering  Jason Lytle (as  Phillips Donovan )

" Everything Beautiful is Faraway ? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Collective Dreamwish of Upper-class Elegance ( A.M.180 ) "  )

  Craig Boardman's Abfall Gerüchte dessen seine deutsche Sprache Bob Carolgee & Spit The Dog  Huldigungstat  Robert Huth Weihnachtslied alle Achtung Hinzufügung SpießSpitz Hinzufügung Hund ? 

" Schmutzige Gewohnheit ? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Expectation Et Expectoration et Exploration Exploitations "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining Bad Company (as Terrible Influences)  and replacing the Queen bound Paul Rodgers (as Buck O'grady  )

" I Can't Get Enough ? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Rock Steady "  )

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he would be joining Wakefield Cheeky Charlie (a.k.a paul from players club, the old wakefield bus depot & cathedral wall) in a band called Oedipus Comlex 

" I went to Cheeky Charlie's 54 Earlswood Chase Pudsey West Yorkshire LS28 8QZ     ALAS    NO CHEEKY CHARLIE   A LOT OF NERVE CALLING THE COMPANY CHEEKY CHARLIE  BUT NO CHEEKY CHARLIE WELL AS I KNEW HIM  ? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© Olive Rudge "  )

 Herring Aid  ?   

 Bloated Feelings ? 

 Top Of The Pops  R.I.P  

  Craig Boardman as rubbished suggestion that he turned DOWN an offer to front a revised TOP OF THE POPS (as Oh Lordi ..Yes Oh Boardie ....Hows it do in )WITH Lordi  SINGER  Lordi 

 Surprisingly Craig Boardman is not dating   Lordi (A.K.A  Tomi Petteri Putaansuu )  HAS REPORTS may suggest 

"  Tomi Petteri Putaansuu                                    THAT IS QUITE A MOUTHFUL       YES ? 
 ? "  Boardie

(© "Haddock Hallelujah "  )

 Grant  dies The Go-Betweens split split 

 Surprisingly Craig Boardman is not replacing Grant McLennan ( as Neil MyWords  ) in a Go-Betweens |(O/L) Tour  (as   The Go-Between)   

Even more Surprisingly Craig Boardman is not forming a Go-Betweens Tribute act (  as   The Go-Between  either  well just The Go-Between , not The Go-Between either) with Tony Christie ,Amanda Redman , Tim Burgess & sp3ccylad   

"  Karen
 ? "  Boardie

(© " Harold Pinter-Coopers "  )

 Graham Parker Goes solo  

 Surprisingly Craig Boardman is not replacing Graham Parker ( as Pink Pork Duffle coat or Pink Pork  Gunneries  ) in a Graham Parker & The Rumour |(O/L) Tour  (as   Pink Pork Duffle coat & The Eaves Droppers or Pink Pork  Gunneries & The Eaves Droppers )   

" Don't Ask Me Questions
 ? "  Boardie

(© " Howlin' Wind "  )

  Leaving Certificate ?   

Mark Greaney goes solo JJ72 split 

 YET  Craig Boardman is not replacing Mark Greaney ( as Dan Mywords or Dan Lamarr or Dan Of The Beast  ) in JJ72 |(O/L) Tour  (as   JJ72 or  19 Williams or  JPR 156 or any other moniker )  

"  Broken Down ? "  Boardie

(© "An Ardteistiméireacht "  )