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TICKLED TACKLE AUGUST

' Afro Frizzy Act '

Craig Boardman replacing Michael Jackson in the JACKSON FIVE ?

" I'd Be There" CB

' Handle With Care '

Craig Boardman ( Sleepy Heels Wilbury) + Ozzy Osbourne ( Ramblin' Jack Wilbury) joining the Three surviving Travelling Wilbury's ?

" Congratulations" " CB

' Stand '

Craig Boardman + Patrick Stewart + Unknown Soccer player from Boardman's past = R.E.M tribute act..

but no they wanted different versions

1 ) Gorgonian Chant

2 ) Doctor & The Medics style

3) Acid House

" Imitation of Life " - P.S

" All the Right Friends " - Unknown Player

" Man On The Moon " CB

' Alexander The Great '

Manchester United's assistant coach Carlos Queiroz, who has been cited as a likely candidate to take the helm of Benfica, said he was staying put at the English club."Don't even go there. My future lies with Manchester United," he told Lisbon-based news radio TSF when asked about the Portuguese media reports linking him to a move to Benfica.Benfica are looking for a new coach since Dutchman Ronald Koeman resigned Monday to join PSV Eindhoven on a two-year contract after leading the defending Portuguese champions to a third place finish in the domestic league.Queiroz, who has coached the national teams of Portugal, South Africa and the United Arab Emirates, joined Manchester United for the first time in June 2002.He was was appointed coach of Real Madrid one year later but returned to Old Trafford shortly after he was sacked by the Spanish giants in May 2004.

Craig Boardman as denied he would have thought about being Forge's No2 ,even IF HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ASKED.

" Manchester United’s Academy Manager Les Kershaw retired on reaching 65 at the end of last season. " CB

' Blonde On Blonde '

Craig Boardman + Fiona Phillips ?

" I had lockjaw " CB

' Ivry Gitlis ? '

The Dirty Mac ( The Supergroup ) - John Lennon ?

The Dirty Mac ( The Super group ) - John Lennon ? + ? Craig Boardman ( Tarnished Apple ) = Ono Love

" Yer Blues ? " Boardie

' Sway '

Rolling Stones ( Jimmy Miller ) - Three still in the Rolling Stones ?

Three still in the Rolling Stones + Ronnie Wood + Daryl Jones = Rolling Stones ( Current )

Rolling Stones ( Jimmy Miller ) - Three still in the Rolling Stones + ? Craig Boardman ( Coke Amps ) =

Sticky Fingers

" Can't You Hear Me Knocking? " Boardie

' Time's Up '

Buzzcocks ( Original line-up ) - Shelley + Diggle ?

Shelley + Diggle + ? = Buzzcocks ( Current )

Buzzcocks ( Original line-up ) - Shelley - Diggle + ? Craig Boardman ( Lester Sands Boredom) =

Headboy

" Don't Mess Me Around ? " Boardie

' So Far So Good '

Craig Boardman + Kerry Katona ?

" The Life Of Brian ? " CB

' Crossroads '

Craig Boardman + Britney Spears ?

" All signs in Hollywood are there " CB

' Barr Yer Sheen '

Craig Boardman + Peter Crouch + Glenn Hoddle

UK version of Two And A Half Men ?

" Crouch was too big for his part " CB

'Don't Mess The Boardman '

Keith Barrett + Craig Boardman + Craig Boardman as a three tenors tribute band .In a Celtic folk style with tin whistles and stuff , Gospel soul or African throat versions... No compromise could be retched.

" The Three Tanners " KB

" The Three Tuners " CW

" The Three Thinners " CB

'Ready Steady Go'

In October of 1978, recordings for a second Generation X album produced by gentleman & dinosaur rocker about town Ian Hunter of Mott the Hoople followed, the resulting "Valley Of The Dolls" hitting the streets in 1979. Guitarist Bob Derwood eventually quit the lineup after completing a Japanese tour and the recordings for a third album in 1979.(The final Derwood lineup LP actually doesn't resurface for almost 20 years until 1998, and was finally released on an indie against Idol's wishes as "Sweet Revenge").

After a troubling 2 year period of uncertainty due to legal & financial battles with manager Stewart Joseph, Billy Idol and Tony James re-recruited & re-christened for their re-dubbed Gen X project. Friends, foes, pros and fellow fools then convened and attempted to get another record out. Outside the core Idol/James duo, studio collaborators like ex-Sex Pistols guitarist Steve Jones, ex-The Clash drummer Terry Chimes, Chelsea guitarist James Stephenson, Steve New of Rich Kids, Danny Kustow of Tom Robinson Band, as well as John McGeogh of Siouxsie & the Banshees.

With renewed spirit and producer Keith Forsey at the helm, Gen X would go on to release one more LP "Kiss Me Deadly" in 1981. After neither the album or the singles Dancing With Myself & Kiss Me Deadly failed to take the charts, the band broke up. Idol joined up with NYC based Kiss manager Bill Aucion, re-releasing "Dancing with Myself" and the rest , as they say, is history.

A one off Generation X reunion occured in 1993 at London's Astoria.

What if 2008 a 30th anniversary reunion without Idol (still solo)+James (Silly con Carton) but with The other two + Craig Boardman (William Board) = Eration ?

"The Invisible Man" ..Boardie

'C.B . Connection '

Rainbow ( Classic line-up ) - Dio/Blackmore/Powell ?

Rainbow ( Classic line-up ) - Dio/Blackmore/Powell + Craig Boardman ( Boardie Frames Dowell ) =

Sunshine Spectrum

" Sensitive To Light? " Boardie

'Last Stand '

Cold Chisel ( original line-up ) - Jimmy Barnes ?

Cold Chisel ( original line-up ) - Jimmy Barnes + Craig Boardman ( James Strawshed ) =

Circus Animals

" You Got Nothing I Want ? " Boardie

' MACCA HANGOVER '

Craig Boardman denied that he spent a lost boozy weekend with the estranged wife of Ex - Beatle Paul McCartney

" We got ....le....very drunk ....I am stu ...too surprised to comment any more ? "

Boardie

' Withdrawn '

Craig Boardman + Carol Voderman have nohting do with any possible FirstPlus Bigger Rears campaign

" The Interest WAS JUST TOO GREAT ? "

Boardie

' Electric Chair '

Jerry Sadowitz + Craig Boardman + Debbie McGee + Paul Daniels . ?

Ace Of Wands 2006 ?

No big deal ? "

Boardie

' Baby Get Your Head Screwed On '

Craig Boardman has resisted any attempts to reform as { Cat Stevens }

" Was he a junkie of alcoholic or into alchemy ? "

"If I was to change religion , I could become Isaac Hebrew , Peter Presperterion ? " Boardie

' Forever Lost '

Justin Lee Collins + Craig Boardman + Phill Jupitus + Dawn French

The Magic Numbers Tribute =

The Slight Of Hand

" I See You, You See Me ? " Boardie

' Sex Factor '

Dress as my husband ?

Twist In Plot to make it more Arrested Development ?

" Hike " Boardie

'The Second Act '

Paul Buchanan goes solo

The Blue Nile ( original line-up ) - Paul Buchanan ?

The Blue Nile ( original line-up ) - Paul Buchanan + Craig Boardman ( Cool Ant Condenser )=

Sky Denial

" Wish Me Well? " Boardie

' Oh, Brother! '

Craig Boardman as Jimmy Carr tribute Jammie Card to celebrate Jimmy in a one off special bonanza of titillating giggle fest of gaggles .tO CELEBRATE HIS 100 GREATEST 100 GREATEST SHOWS .

" Alternative Derek Nimmo or Un funny Bob Monkhouse ?

Bob ""did say once you've faked sincerity the rest is easy ?""

Doing Jimmy Carr ...erm

Boardie

' Calm Down '

Ann Robinson ?

Boris Johnson ?

" Ale Is Ter Crowley

What Slavery Was Ter Liverpool ? "

Boardie

'C'est La Vie '

G . T MOORE

CRAIG BOARDMAN EST G.T MOORE

hommage = Arriver Plus

" C'est La Vie ? " Boardie

'Taylor Made '

More singing drummer stories

Power Station ( original line-up ) - Robert Palmer & Tony Thompson ?

Power Station ( original line-up ) - Robert Palmer & Tony Thompson + Craig Boardman ( Cool Ant Condenser )=

Fusion Bond

" Turbines ? " Boardie

' Packet Of Three '

Out Of the Original 5 only Hilaire Penda (bass) & Ash Soan (drums) are rumoured to be involved with any possible Squeeze reunion

A new Drum 'n' Bass 'n' Squeeze-Box direction ?

Squeeze ( original line-up ) ?

Squeeze ( 2/5 original line-up ) + Craig Boardman ( Frank )=

Squeezed

" When The Hangover Strikes ? " Boardie

'A (Board) Man/Band Of Great Promise'

Paul Weller recently said a Style Council reunion would be more fun than a The Jam reunion . Yet the senile old count prefers to be the Victor Mildew of Bedrock than Dorian Grey of the punk or new wave nostalgia circuit .

THE STYLE COUNCIL ( original line-up ) - Paul Weller ?

THE STYLE COUNCIL ( original line-up ) - Paul Weller + Craig Boardman ( Pale Willow )=

THE TREND AUTHORITY

" Ghosts Of Dachau? " Boardie