Ron Atkinson tribute

Rant  At-Kin-Son ?

Well I believe that Michael Ballack could be for Chelsea what Rodney Marsh was for Manchester City .

In the 2006-7 season end when Chelsea finish 4th or below .. He will make the ultimate sacrificial lamb.

(© Brave Brian Berwick ) 

Norman Cook becomes Mr Ball via Stars On 45 STYLE Jingling excursions and Paul Heaton as his Beautiful South ?

The House martins  -  ( Norman Cook & Paul Heaton )    + Craig Boardman ( Burgundy Chef or Cleck Ine ) =  ?

? =   Great Tits  ?

" 'Who Needs The Limelight ? ' " Boardie 

(© Reverends Revenge ’ ) 

   Mocking At Heavens Door 

Boardie has ruled out playing Richard Dawkins in The Ancestor's Tale  .. The Series That would have been AD-LIBBED improvised as it went .

"                Me ME

        ME ME

   ME  ME   " Boardie 

(© Descent Darwinist  Dealings ) 

Has Shelley Unwin's decision to leave Coronation street left the door open for a Peters & Lee tribute 

Leters & Pee

Alas No it Seems

"  We Can Make It "  Boardie 

(© Inverted Invitational Imp  ) 

Boardie denies Red Rum  sent him messages from beyond the grave .While in New York City outside the United Nations headquarters

           Red Rum 

        Red Rum 

   Red Rum

" 'We don't take offence ? ' " Boardie 

(© Whiskers Whole Whispers  ) 

  From Na Lad Productions  

Ben Fold  solo ?

Ben Fold Five  -  Ben Fold   + Craig Boardman ( Paper Nevis  ) =  ?

? =   Paper Nevis Octet ?

" 'Naked Baby Photos ? ' " Boardie 

(© Jackson Cannery  ’ ) 

Peter French  tours with no other original  Leafhound members ?

Leafhound   -  Peter French   + Craig Boardman ( Padre Français  ) =  ?

? =  feuille chien de meute ?

" 'Drowned My Life in Fear' " Boardie 

(© Growers of Mushroom’ ) 

Alex Kapranos joins Franz Ferdinand ?

The Karelia   - Alex Kapranos   + Craig Boardman ( Sergey Katanandov ) =  ?

? =  Kondopozhsky Pulp And Paper Mill ?

" Petrozavodsk ? Pryazhinsky ? Pudozhsky? " Boardie 

(© Vepsskaya Volost) 

Boy George Performs live for  the first time in 12 years SOLO  ?

Culture Club  - Boy George   + Craig Boardman ( George's Boy  ) =  ?

? =  Yogurt Team  ?

" Church Of The Poisoned Mind ?g" Boardie 

(© Amphibiously Androgynously Arty ) 

Paul Haig  stays vague about a reunion  ?

Vosef K   - Paul Haig   + Craig Boardman ( Josef Kay ) =  ?

? =  Josef Kay  ?

" Sorry for Laughingg" Boardie 

(© Fun'n'frenzy) 

Sophie Solomon   GOES A.W.O.L  ?

Oi Va Voi   - Sophie Solomon   + Craig Boardman ( Burke Ellis Bexter ) =  ?

? =  I heard Voi Goes  ?

" They just carried on without her " Boardie 

(© Mines a Pint ) 

Martha Davis  prefers to go solo ?

The Motels   - Martha Davis   + Craig Boardman ( Freddie "Parrott Face" Wainwright ) =  ?

? =  The Hotels ?

"Total Control" Boardie 

(© Anthology land) 

Stan Ridgway  gone solo ?

Wall of Voodoo   - Stan Ridgway   + Craig Boardman ( Mandrake Route   ) =  ?

? =  Barrier To Witchcraft  ?

"You don't want to play to a handful of people and a dog. That gets depressing." Boardie 

(© An Awfully Big Marine) 

The Coasters tribute band The Beermates ?

 Craig Boardman + Tony Adams + Keith Chegwin + Paul McGrath ?

"  Crying over more than spilt milk  " Boardie 

(© Zany Ziggy Zymologist  ) 

Eternal tribute band Heternal ?

Felix Dexter + Charlie Williams + Craig Boardman + John Barnes ?

"  Dedekind-infinite set  " Boardie 

(© Zermelo–Fraenkel set theory ) 

Thom Yorke  going solo ?

Radiohead   - Thom Yorke   + Craig Boardman ( Dwight Belinda  ) =  ?

? =  Wireless Skull  ?

"  Anyone Can Play Guitar " Boardie 

(© Subterranean Homesick Alien ) 

Chris Martin playing with Embrace

Coldplay   -  Chris Martin    + Craig Boardman ( Dock Evans  ) =  ?

? =  Caldploy ?

"  Don't Panic " Boardie 

(© Paint Drying Observer ) 

Proof  Bye-Bye 

D12   -  Proof   + Craig Boardman ( %Strength  ) =  ?

? =  Grey Coin?

"  Slum Elements " Boardie 

(© Sammy Da Bull ) 

Tubeway Army  - Gary Numan  + Craig Boardman ( Gareth Newman ) =  ?

? =  Lubemay Arwy?

"  Replicas " Boardie 

(© Down In The Park   ) 

Cozy Powell's Hammer  - Cozy Powell  + Craig Boardman ( Pozy Cowell ) =  ?

? =  Pozy Cowell's Mullet?

"  Over The Top " Boardie 

(© Lost In Hollywood   ) 

Lone Justice - Maria McKee  + Craig Boardman ( Noel Just-Nice ) =  ?

? =  Noel Just-Nice ?

"  Don't Toss Us Away" Boardie 

(©  East of Eden  ) 

The Damned - David Vanian - Captain Sensible  + Craig Boardman ( Certain Varian ) =  ?

? =  The Doomed ?

" Don't cry wolf " Boardie 

(©  Music For Pleasure ) 

The Commodores - Lionel Richie + Craig Boardman ( Rio-Nell Lichen ) =  ?

? =  Atari ST ?

" I  , I Feel Sanctified " Boardie 

(©  Rock Solid Brick' House ) 

The Long Ryders - Sid Griffin + Craig Boardman ( Grid Siffin ) =  ?

? = Stretched Jawkeys ?

" I Don't Care What's Right, I Don't Care What's Wrong " Boardie 

(©  Shades, Guitars, Stripes & Stars) 

Family  - Roger Chapman + Craig Boardman ( Choger Rapman  ) =  ?

? = Kin' ship ? 

" Scene Through The Eye Of A Lens " Boardie 

(© Bandstand ) 

Mark " E" Smith  + Robert Smith + Craig Boardman ( Boardessey ) + Patti Smith ?

Blacksmiths a doo-wop tribute the Smiths ?

" These Things Take Time  ? " Boardie 

(©  Stephen Patrick Maher ) 

Buffalo Springfield - Neil Young + Craig Boardman ( Yield Nunn ) =  ?

? = Bison Shelbyville?

" Carefree Country Day " Boardie 

(©  Special Care) 

Fairground Attraction - Eddie Reader + Craig Boardman ( Ed Redder ) =  ?

? = Faitground Attraction ?

" Candy Floss " Boardie 

(©  Celtic Cross Candyfloss Caressing Campers ) 

Philip Schofield + Craig Boardman + Jamie Theakston + Matthew Wright ?

The Noolads a tribute the Nolans ?

" Are You Thinking Of Me ? " Boardie 

(©  God Knows ) 

Plans for  Craig Boardman to release a Cover of The Doors " Shaman Blues" with Shania Twain , Buffy Sainte-Marie, Robbie Robertson, Rita Coolidge, Wayne Newton, Tori Amos and Redbone (The band as in a band nothing to do with Robbie Robertson's 1960s mob). as the official Halifax Town anthem 2007 have been scrapped  .How can the fans sing along to 

"

There will never be
Another one like you
There will never be
Another one who can
Do the things you do, oh
Will you give another chance?
Will you try, little try?
Please stop and you remember
We were together, anyway, all right
And if you have a certain evenin'
You could lend to me
I'd give it all right back to you
A how it has to be with you
I know your moves and your mind
And your mind
And your mind
And your mind
And your mind
And your mind
And your mind
Will you stop and think and wonder?
Just what you'll see
Out on the train yard
Nursin' penitentiary
It's gone, I cry out long
Go head, brother
Did you stop it to consider?
How it will feel
Cold, grinded grizzly bear jaws
Hot on your heels
Do you often stop and whisper?
It's Saturday's shore
The whole world's a savior
Who could ever, ever, ever
Ever, ever, ever
Ask for more?
Do you remember?
Will you stop?
Will you stop?
The pain
And there will never be
Another one like you
There will never be
Another one who can
Do the things you do, oh
Will you give another chance?
Will you try, little try?
Please stop and you remember
We were together, anyway, all right
How you must of think and wondered
How I must feel
Out on the meadows
While you run the field
I'm alone for you
And I cry
The sweat, look at it
Optical promise
Heh, heh, heh
You'll be dead and in

What would I have done on the B-side [A cover of The Shadows - Apache ] ,Why Not The Sweet's Fox On The Run .Or a Vixen song .....WHY No Howard Brown or  other Halifax players past or present either  ?

"

Boardie 

(©  Serpent Mound State Memorial ) 

2

 hell
Before I'm born
Sure thing
Brides maid
The only solution
Isn't it amazing?

The Government ( original line-up ) - David Coverdale or Chris Rea ?

No reunion ?

Well No ?

Not even with Craig Boardman ( Tory Blur  ) in charge .

(©  Well Hung Parliamentarian )