It's not true

Boardie will not be forming a Buffalo Springfield " east coast " style covers band called  AVELING BARDFORD with Sp3ccylad ,Carol + Margaret +Mark Thatcher ,  Martin Browne & Elizabeth Padgett

" Anderby Creek  ? " Boardie

(©JIM HANCOCK)

Shaun Wright-Phillips +  Craig Boardman  +  Carlton Cole + Karen Brady = Different Strokes 200&

" No way ... Chelsea Hotel , Head + Clenched Fists ? " ... Boardie disambiguates 

(© The Bench Warmer)

It's not true

Boardie will not be shooting a remake of Play Away with Victoria Adams 

During the World Cup 2006 , Euro 2008 ,the world cup 2010 , euro or the olympics 2012 or in the foreseeable future .

There is probably no truth in the rumour that the pre-spice girl got her posh nickname ,trying to bag a footballer Craig Boardman at Peterborough in 1993 , Funny what pre-fame stars went for ,escpecially Craig ?

" I could tackle It " Boardie

(© The Water Shed)

The original Genesis line-up in 1967, with Anthony Phillips, Mike Rutherford, Tony Banks, Peter Gabriel and Chris Stewart.

The last  Genesis line-up in 1998, with Anthony Drennan, Mike Rutherford, Tony Banks, Ray Wilson. and .Nick Zidkyahu / Nick D'Virgilio ,

Could Genesis (MALACHI  ) line-up in 2007 or some time late, with Anthony Phillips, Mordechai Vanunu, Craig Boardman ( Bony Tanks  ) , Peter Gabriel and Chris Stewart.

" MALACHI : The prophet Malachi said that God will be honoured "among the nations" (i.e., by the Gentiles). (Malachi 1:11, 14) Malachi speaks against divorce, saying that God makes the two into one with marriage. (Malachi 2:15) Malachi also spoke of the "last days" -- the future around his time (or even possibly yet to come now): " Boardie

(© LEVITICUS LAMENTATIONS )

2008 40th anniversary remake  of The Year of the Sex Olympics 

With Craig Boardman + Jade Goody + Weird Al Yankovic + Rosemary Clooney 

It was supposed to be a CBBC  production informing youngsters about  permissive & swinging  societies .

(© Bekki Bondage )

Manic Street Preachers   without James Dean Bradfield   ?

Manic Street Preachers   (MTV ) - James Dean Bradfield = James Dean Bradfield solo PROJECTS ?

A Wind Up  ?  

Manic Street Preachers   (MTV ) - James Dean Bradfield + Craig Boardman (Lord  Byron The Ale  )  =  ?

(© Cymreig pencerdd cael cyfathrach dafad )

WET WET WET   without Marti Pellow   ?

WET WET WET   (Original) - Marti Pellow = Marti Pellow solo PROJECTS ?

Get It On  ?  

WET WET WET   (Original) - Marti Feldman + Craig Boardman ( Mardi Pollock  ) =  TEW TEW TEW ?

Get Stuffed 

" We tried WET WET WET songs backwards to a Marilyn Manson beat , Songs about Thomas Tew, the Rhode Island Pirate ,Others about Tibetan environmental Watch ,Total Extreme Warfare , Alex Tew The million-dollar student  Control and Information technology specialist TEW , But TEW are based in Nottingham "

 " .. Boardie 

(©  H.T.H.D.T.G.T. )

  Shock   

   Horror   

Craig Boardman Is Not the new singer in Alice In Chains or any other band with surviving Alice IN Chains ex- original members

(©  Tilt Hammer  )

Plans for Craig Boardman to star in a radical Kurdish language  remake of The Prisoner as a live@ Milton Keynes have been axed .

" I was No6 at Ossett Town , Before that on loan at Sheffield F.C + Stocksbridge P.S...Before That I did not have a contract , So I was a Freeman ( No the Chinese Freeman who married the Landlord at the then Friar Tucks [Now O'Donogues ]Public House Wakefield's daughter ) , So I have lived the life He was and wanted "

Boardman 

(©  Hamlet's Smoke Screen )

The original line up of the group " Spirit " was Randy California (guitars), Jay Ferguson (vocals), Mark Andes (bass), California's stepfather, drummer Ed Cassidy, and keyboard player John Locke.

Randy California (guitars) ..Bye Bye

The original line up of the group " Spirited [ Pseudo-Reunion ] " could be Craig Boardman (Seducing Sacramento
 ), Jay Ferguson (vocals), Mark Andes (bass), California's stepfather, drummer Ed Cassidy, and keyboard player John Locke.

"Sorry but I am not on any tracks . I'm Young Free & Signal "..

(©  Bernice Pearl
 )

Heavy Stereo  without Gem Archer  ?

Heavy Stereo  (Original) - Gem Archer Archer = Gem Archer solo PROJECTS [ Inc Oasis] ?

Get On Target With Boardie ?  

Heavy Stereo  (Original) - Gem Archer + Craig Boardman ( Meg Bowed-Man ) =  Dense Dolby ?

Get Stuffed 

" Cartoon Moon ? " .. Boardie 

(©  Déjà Voodoo
 )

The Boo Radleys without Martin Carr  ?

Boo Radleys (Original) - Martin Carr = Martin Carr solo PROJECTS & ?

Get Boardie behind the wheel ?  

Boo Radleys (Original) - Martin Carr  + Craig Boardman ( Cartin Marr ) = The Roo Badleys   ?

But alas 

" I'm Losing It , my Smile Fades Fast ? " .. Boardie 

(©  Eleanor Everything
 )

Craig Boardman as scrapped plans to play ( ORSON SQUIRE FOWLER )with Fernandez  Bar Wakefield cellar thong Kevin Gameson  (Lorenzo Niles Fowler)  In an Operetta called " Head 4 Numbers  ".

With music by bonehead & The Cranium 

 The 19th-century science of phrenology was widely regarded as a way to understand an individual's mind. This handsome authentic replica model head will give mental stimulation from desk or shelf: it's an accurate reproduction of those used as a three-dimensional reference guide for reading a subject's skull (see below for more information).

The Phrenology Model Head is of crackle-glazed porcelain like the original, 12" tall, and heavy enough to use as a bookend. It comes with an informative leaflet about phrenology.

The original phrenology model head was by L. N. Fowler & Co., the phrenological enterprise of the American brothers Lorenzo Niles Fowler (1811-1896) and Orson S. Fowler (1809-1887). The Fowlers first traveled the country, lecturing for free and examining heads for a fee, and eventually opened an office in New York City, where they operated a phrenological museum and library, the publishing house of L.N. Fowler & Co., and a lecture bureau.

(©   Zingiest Zealous Zeus Zeitgeist )

Robbie Fowler apparently used to go on holiday with Boardie and ex-Mrs Julie Holmes ( nee)

Kevin Gameson (A.K.A Kamera Kiev) is apparently in cock style rutting match with Fernandez Bar/Chef-Brewer David James (No not calamity )over Kevin wanting to producer a Fernandez Smooth (Pasteurized)  Beer. It fell on Death ears like his Bring Back Hooch (All Flavours) campaign 

Mud =  Ray Stiles, Dave Mount , Rob Davis and Les Gray 

Mud - Les Gray = Ray Stiles, Dave Mount and Rob Davis

Much as been said about the possibility of 

Ray Stiles, Dave Mount , Rob Davis + Craig Boardman ( The Gris ) = Dum 

" You’re My Mother ?  " .. Boardie 

(© Jumping Jehosaphat)

The Hollies without Tony Hicks?

The Hollies (Original) - Tony Hicks = Tony Hicks = The Hollies (10) 

The Name ? The Hollies ?

The Hollies (Original) - Tony Hicks + Craig Boardman (Honey Ticks ) =  

Honey Ticks & The Hollies revisited

" Whatcha Gonna Do 'Bout It  ?  " .. Boardie 

(© Rockin' Robin)

  Converted ?    

ROBERT LOVE "GHOST FLIGHT"
Fresh from a decade as front man for Alabama 3, Robert Love recorded "Ghost Flight" ("a quiet revelation. 4/5" says Uncut magazine) over six days last year with producer/engineer Casper Kendros, previously best known for composing the soundtrack to "The 51st Street", as well as being a member of Headrillaz.

Alabama 3  without Robert Love ?

Alabama 3 (Original) - Robert Love = No News ? 

arc but 

 " Keep Your Shades On ? "  Boardie

Alabama 3 (Original) - Robert Love+ Craig Boardman ( Courtney {BOB} Riley  ) =  Montgomery Trio?

But alas 

" Keep Your Shades On ? "  Boardie

(© Bourgeoisie Blues
 )

The Miracles without Smokey Robinson ?

The Miracles (Original) - Smokey Robinson  = Smokey Robinson solo PROJECTS 

ar but 

The Miracles (Original) - Smokey Robinson + Craig Boardman ( Ann Bacon-Crisps ) =  ?

But alas 

" Those who search for signs
will find them... ? " .. Boardie 

(© Lazarus  & LEPER LINGO
 )

Samson without Paul Samson  ?

Samson (Original) - Paul Samson & Bruce Bruce ( nee Dickinson)  = Paul Samson solo PROJECTS ,& Bruce Bruce solo PROJECTS, a Stints with Iron Maiden  + Airplane pilot + fencing +DJing + both on various dodgy tribute albums 

Yet go on Boardie ?  

Samson (Original) - Paul Samson & Bruce Bruce ( nee Dickinson )  + Craig Boardman ( Dickinson Dickinson ) = Deliah  ?

But alas 

" Shepherds Pie ? " .. Boardie 

(© Primrose Shuffle
 )

It Bites without Frank Dunnery ?

It Bites (Original) - Frank Dunnery  = Frank Dunnery solo PROJECTS , a Stint with Robert Plant + Frank Dunnery & The Grass Virgins

But Wait  

It Bites (Original) - Frank Dunnery  + Craig Boardman ( Drank Funnery ) = Well Biten ?

But alas 

" Kiss Like Judas , 
Yellow Christian ? " .. Boardie 

(© Sister Sarah
 )

Geordie without Brian Johnson ?

Geordie (Original) - Brian Johnson  = Brian Johnson solo PROJECTS , Cricket commentating , vacuum cleaner TV commercials + AC/DC 

what if ?

Geordie (Original) - Brian Johnson + Craig Boardman ( Lonnie James ) = Georgie  ?

But alas 

" Don't Be Fooled By The Name , A Band From Geordieland  " .. Boardie 

(© Y.I MEN )

British rockers The Cult , who haven't been heard from since wrapping up their 2001/2002 tour,  returned to the stage in March 2006 during a month-long US roadtrip.

Astbury and Duffy last teamed on The Cult's 2001 album, "Beyond Good and Evil," and toured behind the set with help from longtime Cult drummer Matt Sorum and bassist Billy Morrison.

Not long after that tour ended, Astbury joined forces with Doors cofounders Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger to form Riders on the Storm (originally The Doors of the 21st Century).

The Doors will be surely celebrating their 40th anniversary in 2007, Could it be with Craig Boardman (Rorin Jimson  )?

No comment say Astbury , Boardman + The Doors

(©Newborn Awakening)

Tin Machine without David Bowie ?

Tin Machine (Original) - David Bowie  = David Bowie solo 

Tin Machine (Original) - David Bowie + Craig Boardman (Davy Locker ) = Tina Macthine  ?

But alas 

" Under The God  ?  " .. Boardie 

(© Cheeky Cockney)

D a D a The Musical has been scrapped ,

Before it ever got started .

" I wanted all the guitars tuned to DADDAD  DADADA ADADAD ADAADA  DDDDDD AAAAAA 

But they were tuned to

Craig Boardman 

" Sting would only play a De Doo Doo Doo De Da Da Da "  Craig Boardman 

"© musky   morphing musical monologue "

Sleeper without Louise Wener ?

Sleeper (Original) - Louise Wener  = Adam Green solo 

Sleeper (Original) - Louise Wener + Craig Boardman (Allen Stewart Konigsberg ) = Passenger Carriage  ?

But alas 

" Cunt London  ?  " .. Boardie 

(© Disco Duncan)

  Strange Brew ?    

Cream  without Eric Clapton ?

B.B.M   without Gary Moore ?

Cream (Original) - Eric Clapton = Eric Clapton solo 

B.B.M  (Original) - Gary Moore = Gary Moore  solo

What about a double header ?

Cream (Original) - Eric Clapton + Craig Boardman (Clic E Rapton) = Macre    ?

B.B.M  (Original) - Gary Moore + Craig Boardman (Mary Goore ) = B.B.C.B    ?

But alas 

" He may come back , But  Gary Moore ?  " .. Boardie 

(© Double Crossing Time )

 NEW Sensation ?    

   J.D. Fortune Wins INXS Idol  

21 September 2005

J.D. today became the first permanent lead singer of INXS since the departure of Jon Stevens but more so has to fill the void left after the death of original singer Michael Hutchence.

The last INXS studio album was 'Elegantly Wasted' in 1997. INXS released just one single for download with Stevens after a two year association. Following his departure, there was media speculation that former Baby Animals singer Suze DeMarchi was up for the job but it never eventuated.

31 year old Canadian J.D. Fortune has had a life of ups and downs from fronting bands to joining the army. The high school drop-out found his vocation in entertainment and worked as a songwriter for an Ontario TV show.

Following his win tonight, he joined INXS to perform the song 'Easy Easy' which is expected to be on the upcoming album. The bands new single is called 'Pretty Vegas' and is written by Andrew Farris and J.D Fortune and will be released on world-wide radio airwaves tomorrow.

Since then  " Nothing ?"

Have they ditched J.D. Fortune for Craig Boardman ? 

There as been no unofficial NEWS  from  INXS ,  INXS  + J.D. Fortune ,  INXS -J.D. Fortune - Craig Boardman,  INXS -J.D. Fortune + Craig Boardman , Craig Boardman , J.D. Fortune or Craig Boardman +  J.D. Fortune

(© Aboriginal   Antependium Aquarium )

 Star Trekin ?    

The Firm without Paul Rodgers + Jimmy Page  ?

The Firm (Original) - ( Paul Rodgers + Jimmy Page ) = Paul Rodgers + Jimmy Page endeavours  

Lets pretend that

The Firm (Original) - ( Paul Rodgers + Jimmy Page ) + Craig Boardman ( Plague Badgers ) =  Firmly Set   ?

But wait 

"  No  Satisfaction Guaranteed  " .. Boardie 

(© Midnight Moonlight Midriffs )

In its first version, the band (Mahavishnu Orchestra) was led by "Mahavishnu" John McLaughlin on acoustic and electric guitars, with members Billy Cobham on drums, Rick Laird on electric and acoustic bass, Jan Hammer on electric and acoustic piano, and Jerry Goodman on violin. The group is best known for their two most popular albums: The Inner Mounting Flame (1971) and Birds of Fire (1973).

Jan Hammer  prefers soundtrack work to a reunion 

John McLaughlin isn't interested in a reunion without Jan Hammer 

Its been mooted that another new.. yet  different version version, the band ( Madhavacharya  Orchestrated) " May " appear  They could be  led by "Madhavacharya" Craig Boardman ( Johnnie Mock Laughing ) on acoustic and electric guitars, with members Billy Cobham on drums, Rick Laird on electric and acoustic bass, Richard Clayderman on electric and acoustic piano, and Jerry Goodman on violin.

" Yahweh , is that  brummie slang ?" Boardie  

(© Utopian Universal Unloaded )

Axl Rose (vocals) and Izzy Stradlin (guitar) formed the band Rose with Tracii Guns (guitar) and Rob Gardner (drums). The band went through a series of name changes including Hollywood Rose and L.A. Guns. Guns and Gardner left and were replaced by Slash and Steven Adler. With the addition of bassist Duff McKagan, the band was renamed Guns N' Roses. They released an EP, Live?!*@ Like A Suicide, on the independent Uzi/Suicide label and in 1986 the band signed to Geffen Records, who reissued the EP in 1987.

Axl Rose (vocals) = 195 different line-up of Guns 'N ' Roses .498 RERECORDING OF THE proposed new album Chinese democracy. 

Rumours have NOW just started about Craig Boardman ( Bob J Low ) (re -sic ) RE/forming(sic ) the/a band called Guns with Izzy Stradlin (guitar) , Tracii Guns (guitar)  Rob Gardner (drums)

But it's also rumoured that Tracii Guns has left/been fired from Guns ,(In typical fashion ) Like he was from Guns 'N'Roses + L.A.Guns 

" Beavers & Bucket Head ?  " .. Boardie 

(© Mundanely  Tedious Voyeur  )

Odds of which new album of all new studio material  will be released first

The Who ( both original members)     

10-1

Black Sabbath ( all 4 original members)             1000-1

Husker Du ( all 3 original members)             2000-1

Sex Pistols ( all 4 original members)             2000-1

The Kinks ( all 4 original members)             2500-1

Simon & Garfunkel (both original members)            5000-1

Talking Heads ( all 4 original members)             7500-1

Dead Kennedy's ( all 4 original members)                 10000-1

The Jam ( all 3 original members)              10000-1

The Police ( all 3 original members)                 10000-1

Led Zeppelin ( all 3 original members)                   10000-1

P.I.L ( all 3 original members)                    20000-1

The Smiths ( all 4 original members)                     25000-1

Velvet Underground ( all 3 original members)                     75000-1

The Firm ( all 4 original members)                     75000-1

Guns  ( Without Tracii Guns)                    

100000-1

Guns  ( With Tracii Guns)                    

1000000-1

Tin Machine ( all 4 original members)                    2000000-1

Guns'n'roses " Chinese democracy " 

( any line-up  ) 

       10000000-1                       

 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED ?    

Mouldy Peaches without Adam Green ?

Mouldy Peaches (Original) - Adam Green = Adam Green solo 

It's ripe for ....

Mouldy Peaches (Original) - Adam Green + Craig Boardman (Eve Naive) = Rancid Pee Chi's   ?

But alas 

"  ?  " .. Boardie 

(© passé putrescent )