TICKLED TACKLE  MARCH 

Elastica  (original) - Justine Frischmann
  = 

  A void +  Justine Frischmann solo projects

Elastica   (original) - Justine Frischmann  + Craig Boardman =  Spastica

" Without Justine ,It's Not Elastica ,Spastica was an early suggestion for a group name,pre-Elastica and again post-Elastica .That's the only Connection  that was made . "

Craig Boardman supposedly 

( ©  Damon Albarn's bass guitar )

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Lenny Henry ,Ron Atkinson , Craig Boardman , Steve Coogan ,Bonnie Raitt , Stephen Beckett ,Kate Moss & The Chuckle Brothers are all said to be puzzled at any reported suggestions that they would be appearing in a UK version of the US sitcom Soap .

" Confused you won't be ,, but I still am " Boardie 

( ©   Lather Lamp Lexicon )

 28)

BeBop Deluxe  (original) - Bill Nelson  = 

  A void +  Bill Nelson solo projects

BeBop Deluxe  (original) - Bill Nelson  + Craig Boardman =  BeBop Deluxed

" Adventures In A Yorkshore Landscape ? "

Craig Boardman supposedly 

( ©  Modern Music Monthly )

   Brother Beyond

 So The Gallaghers ( Liam & Noel ) would rather tour Oasis as a A-Z of indie darling has beens , 

Paul Arthurs, Tony McCarroll, Paul McGuigan where rumoured to forming a Oasis  tribute act with Craig BOARDMAN (Lyle Gallagher ) called oasis dwellers.

" Hey up r kid ... my arse  " Boardie 

( ©  Morning Glory ) 

Don't Tour 

               With Strangers 

 Dio 1983 was Ronnie James Dio  plus Vivan Campbell played guitar ;  Jimmy Bain,  bass; and Vinnie Appice, drums. 

Dio 2006   is Ronnie James Dio  plus Craig Goldy playing guitar ;  Rudy Sarzo ,  bass; and Simon Wright, drums. ..Scott Warren Keyboards

Oid  2006  May have been Craig Boardman  plus Vivan Campbell playing guitar ;  Jimmy Bain,  bass; and Vinnie Appice, drums. 

" Vivan Campbell would rather play with the boyz in Def Leppard , Shows you were is head is at "

Boardie

( ©  Murray's Mind Mint )

Bee Gees  (original) - Maurice Gibb  = 

  A void 

Bee Gees  (original) - Maurice Gibb + Craig Boardman =  Hee Bees Bee Gees

" It's Something I could not get my teeth into  "

Craig Boardman supposedly 

( ©  Massachusetts Method Madness)

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Craig Boardman scrapped any plans for Quzi Suatro ,A tribute to Suzi Quatro , an American singer/songwriter/bass guitarist who came onto the music scene with a string of hits in the mid-1970s.

" Mister Quzi S ...nar " ........ Boardie 

( © Mickey Most Monthly  )

It's been claimed that The Osmond's have  conned the fans by saying Craig Boardman (Boardie Osmond)  was joining the band .This rumour led to the sell out tour and adding of  three arena dates .

Boardman was going to replace the  missing former member Donny Osmond , fans were clearly still desperate to see Boardman with The Osmond's. The band originally announced  dates across the UK and Ireland Bill as The Osmond's  featuring Craig Boardman  but when tickets went on sale , demand was so high that promoters RJD extended the tour to include 260 arena dates. All shows sold out within six hours. Boardman and the brothers including non band member Marie wrestled like a scene from "Women In Love" but Boardie would only tour as   Craig Boardman (Boardie Osmond)  featuring The Osmond's

( © Monophonic Mormonite  )

22)

     "The Chocolate Papers"

Dr Hook -  Dennis Locorriere = Split 

Dr Hook -  Dennis Locorriere + Craig Boardman (Lonnis Decorriere) = Captain Who

" I was in love with a beautiful women and it was hard  ..... Dennis Locorriere  should patch things with Dr Hook again "

Craig Boardman supposedly 

( © Ambling Amblyopian )

Skunk Anansie - Skin  = Split 

Skunk Anansie - Skin + Craig Boardman (Kins) = 

Sunkk Naansie

" The whole thing stinks ,Someone or something sprayed on the wall  "

Craig Boardman supposedly 

( ©  Mephitis mephitis  )

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 So Ray Davies preferring it seems to it solo,  Dave Davies still unwell, 

Mick Avory  and   Peter Quaife  where rumoured to forming a Kinks tribute act with Craig BOARDMAN (Day Rave Davies) .

" I kept telling people that i was going to form a tribute band called the bends...they kept saying I'm a Creep " Boardie 

( ©  Village Green Preservation Society 

 )

So will the other original Wedding Present members be tempted into reforming  (as reports may have suggested ) as Electric Toaster with Craig Boardman (Gavis Dedge)

( ©  Duchess Daydreamers Diary  )

18)

( ©  S ezter's Soiled Sunscreen Supplement  )

Erasure have lived the pop dream for almost two decades. The most down-to-earth musical duo ever to sell more than 14 million albums across the globe, Vince Clarke and Andy Bell have built an 18-year partnership on instantly memorable pop hooks, shimmering disco anthems, outlandish costumes and a million great nights out. Theirs is a lifelong intoxication with pop music as a celebration of love and lust, heartbreak and head-spinning spectacle.

Vince Clarke won't reform Yazoo with Alison Moyet , So could Alison be thinking about touring the Yazoo back catalogue with Craig Boardman ( Clince Varke) as  Yahoo ?

( ©  Alan Jay Lerner    )

Blue Mink was a  five-piece pop group from 1969 to 1973 .

  Roger Coulam (organ) formed the band in autumn 1969, with  Madeline Bell (vocals),  Roger Cook (vocals),  Herbie Flowers (bass) and  Barry Morgan (drums).

Mue Blink was nearly  a  five-piece pop group from 2006 ? .

Roger Coulam (organ)almost re formed a vatiation of the Blue Mink  band in  2006, with  Craig Boardman A.K.A  Madden Le Bell  (vocals),  Roger Cook (vocals),  Herbie Flowers (bass) and  Barry Morgan (drums).

" I'm the Boardman not the The Banner Man..They've Got Your Troubles, I've Got You On My Mind "

( ©  Drivers Through Mythical America   )

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LYLE LOVETT + MARK BENTON + TANITA TIKARAM + CRAIG BOARDMAN  are now not apparently  going tour a tribute in this famous days honour 50 years on roughly to the date 

( ©  Voyeuristic Vegasittes Veracities venalities Voyager   )

Bros have apparently cancelled a proposed reunion  tour because potential new bass Craig Boardman, Would not be allowed to be called Craig on any of the bands releases or tour merchandising propaganda  featuring Craig Boardman.

Apparently it appears Craig Logan owns the exclusive  rights to use the name Craig ,When a applied to situation where the Bros Brand is incorporated .The Boys did not want to call Craig Boardman anything else( including Craggie , Boadie ,Boardman or Sadie)  but Craig to stop any futher confusion.

( ©  Shash Mits  )

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Q Tips (original) Featuring Paul Young  -  Q Tips (original)  = Paul Young 

 Craig Boardman ( Yaul Poung ) + Q Tips (original-Paul Young )   =  Quips Featuring  Yaul Poung 

" You after Raise Your Hand  , And say Get Em Up Joe ,With this possible tour ,A (board)man can't lose ,You're Gonna love me & this band , I thought ,YES , You are the life inside of me,you can play Tracks of my tears, IN HI-fidelity ,But now it's an empty bed , No ,The Link  is broken, the letter song go ,I'm a Broken Man    "

Craig Boardman supposedly 

( ©  Sadistic Yodelling Soiling Larynx Foliating Juxtaposed  Monthly)

Sumi Jo  +Craig Boardman+Bonnie  Tyler + Gerard Depardieu

Are Not know , apparently the cast of a musical version of the US film Sideways called Sideways The Musical 

"  Dying On The Vine by John Cale ...No way .."

( ©  Gewürztraminers Guzzling Gazebo )

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Badlands was formed by ex-Ozzy guitarist Jake E. Lee along with drummer Eric Singer  bassist Greg Chaisson, and extraordinary vocalist Ray Gillen. Eric Singer went on to join Paul Stanley on his solo tour and later became a member of Kiss. Bassist Greg Chaisson went on to play with Die Happy. Ray Gillen also sang for  Black Sabbath for a short time and also joined up with ex Thin Lizzy guitarist John Sykes in Blue Murder. He also recorded with his other band  Sun Red Sun before his tragic death. Gillen was diagnosed with HIV and on December 3, 1993, he died at his New Jersey home due to AIDS-related complications while suffering pneumonia. He was only 32 years old. 

Could Jake E. Lee , Greg Chaisson & Eric Singer be reuniting with Craig Boardman  as Lad Bands ?

You tell me ?

( ©  Pentecostal Premed Poodle's Pamphlet )

King Crimson (original) - Robert Fripp  = 

  Other King Crimson/Other Robert Fripp projects

King Crimson (original) - Robert Fripp+ Craig Boardman = Pentagram 

" I'm just court in the middle   "

Craig Boardman supposedly 

( ©  Wisping Wilcox Wombat)

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Pete Burns,Daniel Radcliffe + Craig Boardman are all said to be puzzled at any reported suggestions that they would be appearing in all male casting of The US sitcom The King OF Queens.

" Peter Burn's  Leah Remini character as Leer Rear Mini was n't funny " Boardie 

( ©   Umpteen Puns Selector )

George Michael Prefers to go solo ,Except when had to Go-Go .But a Wham reunion is a No-No.

Unless of course you count "Mahw"

Craig Boardman + Former Wham Monolith Andrew Ridgley in a much speculatively suggested coupling.

( ©   Cottaging Crump-Etters Corniness )

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Jacqui McShee - Pentangle  = 

                               Jacqui McShee 's Pentangle

Jacqui McShee - Pentangle + Craig Boardman = Pentagram 

" Pentangle have their good points ,But I had to draw the line somewhere  "

Craig Boardman supposedly 

( ©  Interlocking Incliners Institute  )

Tony Caunter +James Nesbitt +Craig Boardman+Natasha Kaplinsky+James Nesbitt+Paula Tilbrook

Are Not know , apparently the cast of Everybody Loves Boardman, A variation on the USA sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond .

( ©  Kinship Kingship Kellie)

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Soundgarden - Chris Connell = Split 

Soundgarden - Chris Connell + Craig Boardman = GroundHarden

" They planted the seed for the idea ..Not Me "

Craig Boardman supposedly 

( ©  Seattle Shrubbier  Spade Spotters Society  )

Link Wray R.I.P 1929-2005

"He is the King; if it hadn't been for Rumble,
I would have never picked up a guitar."
-- Pete Townsend

                                                     5)

Ed Kuepper (guitar), Chris Bailey (vocals & bass) and Ivor Haye (keyboards) formed a high school band called Kid Galahad and The Eternals in 1973, with Kuepper already writing songs that The Saints would later perform.

In 1975, Haye switched to bass and Jeff Wegener joined on drums. This line-up played one gig for the Communist Party at the Brisbane Trades Hall before Wegener left and Haye switched instruments again (this time to drums). Doug Balmanno took over on bass, followed in quick succession by Kim Bradshaw. The Saints were born.

Bailey is currently touring with another completely different line-up as " The Saints ". So the rest of the original guys  Haye joined The Hitmen, Ward joined The Damned and Kuepper formed The Laughing Clowns , May get together with Craig Boardman as "She Taints"

" I do not like spoonerism's... as a  send off to the guys as Sean Connery would say.... This Pun-is(h)-Me(a)nt .... already  "

Craig Boardman ( ©  Action Authorising Antoine    Antipodal )

WHAT A UK version of  King Of The Hill  featuring Craig Boardman, Eddie Large ,Anne KirkBride, Chantel BB2006 & K9

   Patrick Stewart, Craig Boardman,  Kevin Kennedy &  Roger Waters.

" Now stop that ! , 

           Said the networks "

(  ©  Animators Animated Anvil Annual   )

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Craig Boardman ,Mark Kermode, Armando Iannucci ,Dean Windass , Clive James , & Ben Fogle ARE NOW NOT going to be touring as " ROCKBUTCH  .... Not the greatest genetically modified cross dressing  ROCKBiTCH covers band in the world ..it's just a tribute."

" Genesis P 'orridge  , A one-off maestro , but 6 of us ? "

Boardman  (  ©  Dagenham Dragsters Digests   )

" Imagine Craig Boardman & Osvaldo Golijov as the Cheeky Ggrls ....a satanic mechanic style Cheeky Girls Riot Ggrls grunge tribute  style  ... no way  "

Boardman was apparently heard mumbleling over a pint  in the Cross Royston Barnsley.

" Tarty Time "...Craig Boardman 

" Farty Time " ..Osvaldo Golijov 

"Fair enough I'm off "..Craig Boardman

Boardman  (  ©  Bonnie Langford Beanpole  )

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Ron Atkinson ,Craig Boardman , Shaun Williamson , Martin O'Neil & Sam Allardice were going to star in the UK version of the US hit sitcom The Sopranos , But basing the story of the fictional recruitment of the next possible England soccer manager.

But bad timing due to the Sven-gate incident ,Means no TV broadcaster would touch it.

" The BBC quite often drops programme's if they have a similar story in the news, and affecting lots of people . Their was a programme investigating a train crash ,at the same another train crash happened .so they dropped it. Another  a film with  terrorists in , dropped because of bombing in the news. It does not stop it showing a rape scene , because somebody as reported a rape scene though does it....people only matter as a collective and not as individual people, That's why broadcaster drop programmes at the last minute from schedules, They have no respect for the programme makers or viewers of the programmes replaced or the new potential audience unaware of the changes...voice of credits ..what a pain in the arse or what "

Boardman  (  ©  Realms Of Fantasy Fanzine  )

The Only Ones was led by Peter Perrett (singer, guitarist and songwriter) and other member were Mike Kellie (drums, ex- Spooky Tooth), Alan Mair (bass) and John Perry (guitar).

The Bony Bones could have been Mike Kellie (drums, ex- Spooky Tooth), Alan Mair (bass) with Craig Boardman in place of  Peter Perrett (singer, guitarist and songwriter)  and John Perry (guitar).

" I don't think I 'm on any planet with them guys "

Boardman  (  ©  Toned Knee Martian )