If there ever is to be  Genesis  reunion, former frontman Peter Gabriel might not be too keen to participate.

Gabriel, who left the group in 1975 to pursue a solo career, says that the suggestion comes up periodically, but that he has little interest in helping to make it happen. "Guys will say to me from time to time, you know, 'Are you interested to do something?'" Gabriel said. "I think [Genesis manager] Tony Smith asked if I wanted to do a tour, and, you know, although I enjoy everyone, and I enjoy some of the things we did together, it seems to me silly to spend a lot of time going backwards when you could get as much fun or more fun going forward."

This could open the door for the other 4( from the classic line-up of Gabriel-(((with Hackett)))-Collins-Rutherford-Banks)   to join up with Craig Boardman (as  Pedro Horn-Blower ) ...but it's doubtful 

( © Twilight Ale House )

ST Andrews Day        Yes 

 Sir Philip Sidney was born on November 30, 1554      Yes

Jonathan Swift was born on November 30, 1667            Yes

Mark Twain was born on November 30, 1835                 Yes

John McCrae was born on November 30, 1872               Yes

Winston Churchill was born on November 30, 1874           Yes

Phil Babb  was born on November 30, 1970                     Yes

 Craig "George" Boardman was born  on November 30, 1970  

12 Summer Lane ,

Royston ,

BARNSLEY ,

South Yorkshire  

ENGLAND

S71 4SE  

TEL: 01226 728392

Send what thou wilt shall to the host on the Lawn

( © Cousin Nudge )

At the end of A US tour for  Black Sabbath Forbidden, Cozy Powell leaves, claiming exhaustion from a few non stop years of recording and touring (Brian May Band and Black Sabbath). The split is on friendly terms. Bobby Rondinelli is brought back for the rest of the Forbidden tour. Vinny Appice did NOT play for Black Sabbath during this time. There was a rumour that started at Cozy's last US gig about this, because Tony Martin announced that Vinny was in the audience. The rumour started when some people translated this into Vinny was replacing Cozy.

The rest of the tour came off smoothly, with the exception of some cancelled dates in Australia. Sabbath also brought back Changes to the set list for at least one show in Japan.

This line-up felt that there was un finished business, And that  material from the Tony Martin era was being left out of the set for other vocalist era material .They have been tempted to draft in Craig Boardman to replace Tony Iommi .( Who had returned to Black Sabbath nostalgic circuit )as  Tommie Iony  but as Bleak Babbitt 

Plus a couple of covers like Thin Lizzy's " The Farmer " &  The Beatles " Happiness Is A Warm Gun "

• Tony Martin - Vocals
• Craig Boardman (Tommie Iony) - Guitar
• Neil Murray - Bass
• Bobby Rondinelli - Drums
• Geoff Nicholls - Keyboards

( © Headless Cross Purposes )

Craig Boardman had strongly denied that he would replace Mick Ronson (as Rick Monsoon) in a possible Ziggy Stardust revival tour.

" David's (or at least his Spiders were)/was from Mars , But who knows what planet he's on now , As good as I get is my feet on the earth and head in the clouds , though I've been in the gutter looking at the stars , A bit like Brain May , Anita Dobson was a star too "   espoused Boardman

   ( © Astronomical Society )   

Craig Boardman had strongly denied that he would replace David Coverdale in a possible Whitesnake  revival tour.

" David was from Redcar , But who knows where he lives now  "  espoused 

Band members insisted on the name Whake-Site

Boardie Craig Boardman's as Cavid Doverdale Whitesnake 

ego's and hand bags at ten paces 

• Neil Murray
• Bernie Marsden
• Cavid Doverdale (aka Boardie)
• Micky Moody
• Jon Lord
• David Dowle

 ( © Redcar Red Car  )

Sammy Hagar is not rejoining Montrose (Well in Montrose It's Ronnie Montrose's band afterall), Nor is he being replaced by Craig Boardman (as Hammy Sagar ) .

George Boardman exasperated  

( © Barnsley Baritone ).

Craig Boardman was to star as Friedrich Nietzsche , (a German philosopher of the late 19th century who challenged the foundations of traditional morality and Christianity. He believed in life, creativity, health, and the realities of the world we live in, rather than those situated in a world beyond. Central to Nietzsche's philosophy is the idea of "life-affirmation," which involves an honest questioning of all doctrines which drain life's energies, however socially prevalent those views might be. Often referred to as one of the first "existentialist" philosophers)

 Nietzsche has inspired leading figures in all walks of cultural life, including dancers, poets, novelists, painters, psychologists, philosophers, sociologists  social revolutionaries and nearly Craig Boardman.

Boardman was due to play Friedrich Nietzsche in Friedrich Nietzsche The Musical The Birth of Tragedy, Out of the Spirit of Music (Die Geburt der Tragödie aus dem Geiste der Musik)., But the lack of interest In De-lovely & The Producers has bitted  Craig Boardman's Heart with an Attempt at Self-Criticism.

(© The forest  ).

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Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen , Anthony Worrall Thompson & Verity Sharpe have resisted  Craig Boardman's attempts to form a Foo Fighters Tribute band The " Food Fighters "

" It was only an half baked idea, anyway " ....Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen 

" I remember that McCartney quote about a soufflé and the Beatles " ...Verity Sharpe

" Of course I love Pork Pies " ...  Anthony Worrall Thompson

" Cows .food fighters ... geddit ?" ....Craig Boardman

Kind permission  

( © Texas Food standards gazelle. ) 

Possibly as disappointing to " My Bloody Valentine " fans of the news that Kevin Shields won't be reforming the band (again after this reunion ).

" Neither would I be replacing Kevin (as Brooke Keegan ) or any other member "  Craig Boardman

(© Halifax Hornet )

drummer Colm O'Ciosoig, bassist Debbie Googe and guitarist/singer Belinda Butcher remain silent

IT;S been announced  that  the Dead Kennedys   didn't  have pull out of the “Waking The Dead” show at the Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles on October 29, 2005. Because they wanted Craig Boardman as a new front man ( Bello Jiaffra ) , Even if Jello Biafra did say yes.

" Coors Beer Sponsorship of Event Reeks of Bad Politics and Corporate Greed ..Is what some people are uttering , I agree that most commercial manufactured beers contain chemicals that excaudate hangovers and  mood swings , Something not associated with real ale.....But me and the kennedy's its bollocks , they v'e had more front men than Black Sabbath ,, At least Ozzy went back...come on Jello Baby .."

Boardman 

(© Cheeky Upstart Monthly )

                      Down At The Farm

Craig Boardman (as Rid Skow )  as Revoked plans he was due to play a Thin Lizzy Phil Lynott  tribute set with Eric Bell & Brian Downey on 4th January 2006  as  Lhin Tizzy .   

Eric Sykes &  Scott  Gorham (and hired hands) will be touring under the "Thin Lizzy" moniker again in 2006, It has been 20 years since the world lost the gift of Phil Lynott. The band will commemorate this 20th year by dedicating, and performing 20 dates in remembrance of the great Phil Lynott. Dubbed the 20/20 tour, you can expect the band to be hammering out all of the greatest hits and a few rarities. It has been officially announced they were not going 2b very special guests at Vibe For Philo 2006 or will include Thin Lizzy legends Brian Robertson and Eric Bell

( ©American airmen   )

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Craig Boardman Freda Payne tribute Fred "A" Payne as been lost Through The Memory Of My Mind

" After The Lights Go Down Low And Much More" Boardman

(© LA Street Scene   )

' Boardchester  "   

Northside  reunion  Without Warren "Dermo" Dermody    ?

Northside  - Warren "Dermo" Dermody   + Craig " Boardie" Boardman = 

  A628 ?

" Weight of Air, Funky Munky, A Change is on it's Way, Yeah Man, Tour de World, Wishful Thinking, Shall We Take a Trip, Who's To Blame, Practise Makes Perfect, My Rising Star , Moody Places , Tour De World ?"  

Boardie

(© Chicken Rhythms  ) 

' Bad Timing and Other Stories "   

The Triffids  reunion  Without David McComb    ?

David McComb  RIP 

The Triffids   - David McComb   + Craig " Boardie" Boardman (as The Black Swan) = 

  Dalsy ?

" Beautiful Waste?"    Boardie

(© Blök Music  ) 

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' Stargazer "   

Mother Love Bone  reunion  Without Andrew Wood    ?

Andrew Wood RIP 

Mother Love Bone  - Andrew Wood  + Craig  Boardman (as Andy Phallus ) =  

Andy's Rocking Phallus ?

" Half Ass Monkey Boy ?"    Boardie

(© Lady Go diva Blues  ) 

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' Cheval de comté "   

Craig Boardman & Dom Joly  in a  French language Mark & Lard tribute act  ?

" Marque Et Lard " 

Invité possible SP3CCYLAD 

" Ville de Manchester ?"    Boardie

(© Marais de Rodney ) 

Bringing home the Bacon ?

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' Lady Samantha "   

Bluesology  reunion  Without Reginald Kenneth Dwight    ?

Reginald Kenneth Dwight morphed into Elton John 

Bluesology  - Reginald Kenneth Dwight  + Craig  Boardman (as John Elton  ) =  

So logy Blue ?

" It's Me That You Need ?"    Boardie

(© Skyline Pigeon  ) 

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' Back To The Future  "   

Sleeper reunion  Without Louise Wener   ?

 Louise Wener  flies solo

Sleeper  - Louise Wener  + Craig  Boardman (as Louie Wieners  ) =  

Repeels ?

" Pleased To Meet You?"    Boardie

(© Miles Monroe  ) 

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' History Lesson  "   

Minutemen  reunion  Without D BOON  ?

 D BOOM 

Minutemen - D BOON + Craig  Boardman (as B DOON   ) =  

Minuscule Midgets ?

" Song For El Salvador?"    Boardie

(© The Punch Line ) 

' Looking Through You  "   

The Herd  reunion  Without Peter Frampton (to show them the way)  ?

The Herd - Peter Frampton  + Craig  Boardman (as Fritter Prompting   ) =  

He Therd ?

" Paradise Lost ?"    Boardie

(© Making Time ) 

' Small Talk  "   

Scritti Politti (O/L)  reunion  Without Green Garside  ?

 Scritti Politti (today) =   Green Garside

Scritti Politti (O/L)  - Green Garside  + Craig  Boardman (as Agree Gerside  ) =  

Pritti Scolitti ?

" Songs To Remember ?"    Boardie

(© Wood Beez ) 

On January 31, 2005 Cocteau Twins announced that they would be reforming to perform at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival on April 30, 2005, and later indicated that additional tour dates through the fall would be added. On March 16th, however, the reunion was cancelled, with Fraser pulling out for "personal reasons."

Robin Guthrie goes solo 

Cocteau Twins (O/L)  reunion  Without Liz Frazer or Robin Guthrie  ?

 Cocteau Twins (O/L)  - Liz Frazer - Robin Guthrie  + Craig  Boardman (as Sir James George Enthusiasm  OR Woody Williamson  ) =  

Maisons-Lafitte ?

" Hearsay Please ?"    Boardie

(© Jean Maurice Eugène Clément ) 

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' Small Talk  "   

England 1966 (O/L)  reunion  Without Sir Alf Ramsey & Bobby Moore  for an adopted an hereditary pier to a football board campaign charity match ?

 Sir Alf Ramsey & Bobby Moore R.I.P 

England 1966 (O/L)  - Sir Alf Ramsey - Bobby Moore  + Robert Plant (as Gordon Garnett  )  Craig  Boardman (as Ilkley Krush   )  

v  A red shed Labour Club Wakefield all star X1 

" Top to Bottom Left To Right 

    B.R Steve Wiltshire 

   S.R  Kevin Swift , Keith Barrett ,Simon Chappell , Andy Bentley , crazy Pete , Darren nightingale, Kevin Gameson , David Hinchcliffe , Dave .

F.R Craig Wells ,sp3ccylad ,George Denton , Bob Wallis , Uncle Peter + Mark Goodair

But neither team would back down from wearing red ..and thus seeing red 

"    Boardie

(© Wood Beez ) 

' Theodore Ayrault Dodge  "   

Despite the success of reuniting the surviving members of the A Team for another Channel 4  Justin Lee Collins vehicle ?

They are not filming a new series or one-off with Craig Boardman (Barca Lecter ) or/& Sandy Toksvig ( Cupid Stunt )

" Seleucid Empire ?"    Boardie

(© Carthage Phoenician ) 

' Levitate Me "   

The Pixies (O/L)  reunion  Without  Frank Black ?

 Frank Black = Black Francis =Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV

The Pixies (O/L)  - Frank Black  + Craig  Boardman (as Grey Area  ) = Poisoned Dwarfs    

?

" I've Been Tired ?"    Boardie

(© Isla de Encanta ) 

' A Breathtaking Guy"   

The Supremes (O/L)  reunion  Without  Florence Ballard ?

 Florence Glenda Ballard Chapman, nicknamed "Flo" or "Blondie", (June 30, 1943 – February 22, 1976)

The Supremes (O/L)  - Florence Ballard  + Craig  Boardman (as Russ Nightingale  ) =  

Yaguarón Saguaros Jaguarondi ?

" I'm Giving You Your Freedom ?"    Boardie

(© Honey Boy) 

' A Shark in Jet's Clothing "   

Blondie (O/L)  reunion  Without Deborah Harry , Chris Stein or Clem Burke ?

Blondie 2006 = Deborah Harry, Chris Stein, Clem Burke, Paul Carbonara, Leigh Foxx, Kevin Patrick

Blondie (O/L) as Jimmy Destri , Gary Valentine  =  + Craig  Boardman (as Max Kansas ) = The Stilettos  

 ?

" I Look Good in Blue ?"    Boardie

(© No Imagination ) 

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' Take the Power Back "   

Rage Against The Machine (O/L)  reunion  Without Zack de la Rocha?

Rage Against The Machine (now) =Zack de la Rocha

Rage Against The Machine (O/L)  currently Without Zack de la Rocha = Audioslave 

Rage Against The Machine (O/L)  reunion /(Audioslave - Chris Cornell ) - Zack de la Rocha  + Craig  Boardman (as Zacarías Manuel ) = Uncle Anesthesia

" Settle for Nothing ?"    Boardie

(© Township Rebellion ) 

' Let' Dance On "   

The Monkees (O/L)  reunion  Without Michael Nesmith?

The Monkees (O/L)  Without Michael Nesmith = 2001 Monkees Tour

Michael Nesmith = Country Boy

The Monkees (O/L)  reunion- Michael Nesmith? + Craig  Boardman (as T-Pex  ) = T-Pex

 " Gonna Buy A Dog?"    Boardie

(© Papa Gene's Blues ) 

' Channel Hopping    "   

 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter (UK)  a.k.a  Hand It Isn't ?

Rick Wakeman ?

Michelle Collins ?

Jayne MacDonald ?

Harry Windsor ?

Kate Moss ?

Craig Boardman ?

 " 10989 channels and nothing on ?"    Boardie

(© Heavy Pettier ) 

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' Our Song  "   

Simon & Garfunkel (O/L)  reunion  Without Paul Simon ?

Simon & Garfunkel (O/L)  Without Paul Simon = Paul Simon solo 

Simon & Garfunkel (O/L) - Paul Simon  + Craig  Boardman (as Saul Pimon ) = Pimon & Garfunkel 

 " I wanted to recite Pi to  666 places to a dub beat between the encores  "    Boardie

(© El Condor Pasa )