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TICKLED TACKLE
OCTOBER |
| Have
you got IT ?
Less Than
Perfect (UK)
as Irony Filings ?
Giles Brandreth ?
Alison
Hammond ?
Bonnie
Langford?
Craig
Boardman ?
Dave
Bassett ?
Paula
Radcliffe ?
“ 9 2
5 ? ”-Boardie
(©
Dolby Pardon
)
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| Do
IT Yourself ?
Home
Improvement (UK)
as Fixed-Up ?
Christopher
Timothy ?
Colleen
Nolan ?
Michael
Howard ?
Craig
Boardman ?
Noel
Edmunds ?
John
Virgo ?
“ If It Isn't Broke ? ”-Boardie
(©
Tool Shed
)
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1+1 = ?
Nils
Lofgren has become known primarily as celebrity side kick and bitch to Neil Young & Bruce Springsteen as well a solo artist in his own asteem
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Nils Lofgren ( as LINEN
FROGS or ) in A Grin |(O/L) Tour (as Ring )
"
WE ALL
SUNG TOGETHER
? " Boardie
(©"
PIONEER
MARY " )
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Tears Are Not Enough ?
Martin
Fry has become known primarily as a ABC with coach travel mogul
David Palmer
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Martin Fry ( as Stephen
Popplewell or ) in A ABC |(O/L) Tour (as ALPHA
OMEGA )
"
Show Me? " Boardie
(©"
Anne Dudley " )
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Head Games ?
British / North
American hard rock band Foreigner formed in New York in 1976 by Mick
Jones, Ian McDonald, Dennis Elliott, all three British,
Al Greenwood, Ed Gagliardi and Lou Gramm, all three North
Americans. This era of the band produced two albums, "Foreigner"
(1977) and "Double Vision" (1978), and
ended when Gagliardi was fired in 1979.
Foreigner in
2006 are Mick Jones: Jeff
Jacobs: Thom Gimbel: Kelly Hansen: Jason Bonham
British /
North American hard rock band Asylum Seeker maybe (re)-formed in New York
OR Royston in 2006 or much later by a Mick Jones replacement
( ) , Ian McDonald, Dennis Elliott, all three
British, Al Greenwood, Ed Gagliardi and Lou Gramm, all three North
Americans.
"
Feels Like the First Time ? " Boardie
(©"
Headknockerl " )
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Big Plans For Everybody ?
Mitch
Easter has become known primarily as a producer
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Mitch Easter ( as Paschal Hell
or ) in A LETS ACTIVE |(O/L) Tour (as GO BE
FIENDS )
"
Every Dog Has His Day ? " Boardie
(©"
A Football Afoot
Ball " )
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The Ugly Vision ?
BOB POLLARD
DOES IT SOLO
Craig
Boardman is not replacing BOB POLLARD ( as Eric or Sue Hope ) in
Emmerdale or in a GUIDED BY VOICES |(O/L) Tour (as STEERED
THROUGH SIGNALS )
"
Game of Pricks ...As We Go Up We Go Down? " Boardie
(©"
My
Valuable Hunting Knife " )
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Core ?
SCOTT
WEILAND in VELVET REVOLVER
Craig
Boardman is not replacing SCOTT WEILAND ( as Sliding Doors Joplin ) in a
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS |(O/L) Tour (as ROCK SHRINE NAVIGATORS)
"
Wet My Bed ? " Boardie
(©"
Crackerman"
)
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Devil In The Details?
Chris
Eckman GOES SOLO
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Chris Eckman ( as Buy Offer ) in a The
Walkabout's |(O/L) Tour (as OWLS )
"
Fuck Your Fear ? " Boardie
(©"
Kalashnikov
Whisper
)
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In Pursuit of Your Happiness?
Mark
Mulcahy DOES HIS OWN THANG
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Mark Mulcahy ( Marr' D Malachi ) in a
Miracle Region |(O/L) Tour (as Foreign Growth )
"
The Adventures of Pete (Ex Brother-in-law) & Pete(Ex Brother-in-law) ? " Boardie
(©"
New
Haven
)
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So You Want To Be A Rock 'N' Roll Star?
The Byrds were
founded in Los Angeles, California, in 1964 by singers and guitarists Jim
McGuinn (born James McGuinn III, July 13, 1942 in Chicago, Illinois) (he
later changed his name to Roger McGuinn), Gene Clark (born Harold Eugene
Clark, Nov.17, 1944 in Tipton, Missouri; died May 24, 1991), and David
Crosby (born David Van Cortland Crosby, Aug. 14, 1941, in Los Angeles).
Bassist Chris Hillman (born Dec. 4, 1944 in Los Angeles) and drummer
Michael Clarke (born Michael Dick, June 3, 1946, in NYC; died Dec. 19,
1993) joined soon after.
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Michael
Clarke
& Gene Clark (as Arthur C Moore or Abraham
Vincent ) in a The Byrds |(O/L) Tour (as
Be Thyrds )
"Turn! Turn!
Turn!"
Boardie
(© Eight
Miles High"
)
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The Loneliest Man In The World ?
Annie
Lennox & David "A" Stewart PROBABLY IN THEIR OTHER
"GROUP"
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Annie Lennox & David "A"
Stewart ( Lewis Hall or Stewart "Z" David ) in a The
Tourists |(O/L) Tour (as The Voyagers )
"
I Only Want To Be With You ? " Boardie
(©"
Luminous Basement
)
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Guiding Star?
John Power
DID REJOIN THE LA'S
Craig
Boardman is not replacing John Power ( Thomas Crapper Energy ) in a
Cast |(O/L) Tour (as ACTS )
"
I'm So Lonely ? " Boardie
(© Desert
Drought"
)
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Sheela-Na-Gig ?
Polly Jean Harvey
..WHY NOT ?
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Polly Jean Harvey ( Les , Alex or Danny
"B" Armour ) in a PJ Harvey |(O/L) Tour (as
Five-Week Antenatal Formula )
"
stonemason and a sculptor ? " Boardie
(© Ben
Groenevelt
)
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Headline Hustler The Things We Do For Love?
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Graham
Gouldman in a 10cc in a reunion with Kevin Godley, Eric Stewart, Lol
Creme
Neither
is Graham
Gouldman he's playing at
10cc
Featuring Graham Gouldman
The
2006
(10cc
Featuring Graham) band
line-up of:
Graham
Gouldman
Rick Fenn
Paul Burgess
Mick Wilson
Keith Heyman
The other option
(10cc{10ccb})
10cc in a
reunion with Kevin Godley, Eric Stewart, Lol Creme
-
Graham Gouldman +
Craig
Boardman ( Keith Hymie )
"
The Things We Do For Love ,Possibly The Arthur Lee benefit gig ? " Boardie
(© Headline
Hustler
)
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John the
Mariner
scores own goal
Craig Boardman
as John Prescott in a bio-pick ?
"That's
enough Bollocks to make Prescott proud" ...BOARDIE
"The green
belt is a Labour achievement and we mean to build on it." John
Prescott

(
Dorney
Wood's Crocket & Cheques Mock Tudor Club
)
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Let Me Move On
Gene
=
- Martin
Rossiter -
- Steve
Mason -
- Matt
James -
- Kevin
Miles -
Martin
Rossiter is now a vocal coach for talented young singers like Rose Miller
at the Access To Music centre in Brighton.
Gene(RNA)
to reform ( - Martin Rossiter) + Craig Boardman ( Leonard Luther King ) =
Carte de Maine-et-Loire
- Craig
Boardman ( Leonard Luther King )
- Steve
Mason -
- Matt
James -
- Kevin
Miles -
"
Still Can't Find The Phone ? " Boardie
(
Olympian
)
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| Gooble
it down ?
Craig
Boardman is not playing Bernard Matthews in Bernard
Matthews The Musical " Let the Drumsticks pound the flesh
" With
Clare Balding as Sara Lee
& music by Scott Matthews and Bernard Herrmann.
"
Bootiful ? " Boardie
(© Turkey
Twizzler
)
sheer
poultry ?
A
foul ...referee ?
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| Beyond
and Before ?
1968
Yes =
- Jon
Anderson -
- Peter
Banks -
- Tony
Kaye -
- Chris
Squire -
- Bill
Bruford -
2002
-2006 (+?) Yes =
- Jon
Anderson -
- Steve
Howe -
- Rick
Wakeman -
- Chris
Squire -
- Alan
White -
What
if 1968
Yes reform (La Chasse)- ( Jon Anderson & Chris Squire) + Craig
Boardman =
- Clive
Noaks or Country Evans -( Craig Boardman)
- Peter
Banks -
- Tony
Kaye -
- Bill
Bruford -
“No Opportunity
Necessary, No Experience Needed ”-Boardie
(©
Yesterday and Today
)
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| Rockin'
In The Parlour ?
In
1973, AC/DC were Angus & Malcolm Young + Colin Burgess +
Larry Van Kriedt, and Dave Evans.
In 2006
, AC/DC were Angus & Malcolm Young + Cliff Williams + Phil
Rudd and Brian Johnson.
What if
In 2006 or whenever, a reformed AC/DC (1973) - Angus & Malcolm
Young
=
Colin Burgess , Larry Van Kriedt, and Dave Evans. + Craig Boardman (
Nat Sue Young ) + Janette/Jimmy Crankie ( Eva Sue Young
)
reformed
as BC/AD/DA/CB ?
“Can I Sit Next To you
Girl”-Boardie
(©
Ashfield
Boys High School
)
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| Board's
Way Danny Nose ?
Match
Point (UK) as Deuce's Wild ?
Sir
John Tavener
?
Dr Germaine
Greer ?
Malcolm
MacClaren ?
brian
sewell ?
Craig
Boardman ?
Peter
Kay ?
“Panning Hell ”-Boardie
(©
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
)
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| ABC
BBC CBC ?
Rodney (UK)
as Rudders ?
Kate
Garraway ?
Sam Aston ?
Uri
Gellor ?
Craig
Boardman ?
Sophie
Ellis Bextor ?
Tom
Cruise ?
“ Garraway smoking
while pregnant ? ”-Boardie
(©
Carrington Car Ring Tones
)
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Boys keep swinging ?
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Elana James (as either Elmore , Leighton or King
Rigby ) in The Hot Club In Cow Town ( Moo Lighters ) as The
Elana James flies solo
"
Its All Bull , The Club was Friesian , I need an extra Jersey ? " Boardie
(© Frolicking
Fiddler
)
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Ramble On ?
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Scott Walker ( Arthur Walker ..
named after John Squires brother-in-law ..not of The Sea-Horses ..but
Wombwell like Arthur) in a
Walkers Brothers reunion as The Walkers Brothers or
The Golden Wonders or The Sea Brokers or The Rambling Siblings
.
"
Follow the right path ? " Boardie
(© Star
Trekker
)
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Any Old Iron
Craig
Boardman is not replacing Marsha Hunt (as James , Mike or Isaac
Qualey ) or/& Linda Lewis ( Jerry Lee , Jerry or Huey Pettifer )
in a Ferris Wheel reunion as The Big Dippers
"
TAKEN FOR A RIDE ? " Boardie
(© All
Seeing Eye
)
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Games People Play Craig
Boardman WILL not BE touring as Alan Parsons TRIBUTE ( Par Alasons ) or
as
Par
Alasons projected inc The Alan Parsons project - Alan Parsons + Par
Alasons ( Craig
Boardman )
"
"Let's
Talk About Me? " Boardie
(© Doctor
Tarr and Professor Fether
)
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People get Ready Craig
Boardman has not replaced Curtis Mayfield ( Midlothian Stigers) in a The Impressions (The
Impersonators ) reunion
"
"
Sooner or Later? " Boardie
(©The
Never Ending Impressions
)
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| THE
SOUTH AMERICAN WAY
-OUT Craig
Boardman WILL not BE touring as Carlos SANTANA TRIBUTE ( Santos Car- Lana )
"
"
Jingo - ism ? " Boardie
(© Soul
Sacrifice
)
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| MARRIAGE
MADE IN HEAVEN Craig
Boardman has not replaced Stuart A Staples ( Celt Straw Stationary ) in a
Tindersticks (Brain - Wave) reunion
"
"
The Not Knowing? " Boardie
(©
Tippy
Toe
)
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'
Caught Me In A Trap '
Craig
Boardman has not replaced Josh Doyle ( Arthur Conan Stone) in a Dum-Dum's
(DUUM-DUMMS) reunion
"
"
Killing Me With Kindness ? " Boardie
(©
Plastic Flowers
)
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'
Check out that Pussy '
Craig
Boardman has resisted any attempts to reform as { John Baxter }
"
Was
he a junkie of alcoholic or into alchemy ? "
"
Pussy ? " Boardie
(©
Pussy
)
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